Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 316

Episode 316: New Goals

It was a miracle beyond miracles.

Wait, is the word I just used correct?

Maybe I was so surprised that my thought process isn’t working properly.

Anyway, as I relay what I saw, the Primordial Dragoon and the newly appeared units defeated the 58th round boss Papulatus with terrifying momentum and broke through to the 59th and 60th rounds without stopping.

Only then did Mr. Young-jun and the Akatsuki members finally regain their composure, unable to hide their shock at such absurdity, while Supniti and Na-roshi made everyone’s ears ring with applause and cheers.

Huh? So what was I doing?

I was singing hymns praising the goddess of luck, Lucy.

Yeah, I told you.

With that d*mn Judakshin.

Lucy has the qualities of a superstar.

Huh? Am I still a gallery member Hakkoh?

And at the moment the Primordial grade unit appeared, the number of viewers for Lucy’s broadcast increased to 7,000.

It was not strange.

Whenever a Primordial grade unit appeared, viewers interested in StarCraft would flock to watch and give tips for clearing, which was almost a rule in the community.

And the goddess of luck, Lucy, made everyone’s wishes (excluding Akatsuki) a reality.

The fraudulent attack of the Dragoon (Primordial) that attacks the entire area simultaneously.

Even after overcoming the so-called wall of horrors called the 58th round, they were steadily advancing.

And finally, they reached the equal level of the 69th round and then the comeback at the 70th round!

I couldn’t hold back any longer and shouted with joy.

“Of course, sis is my superstar!”

Lucy beamed brightly.

***

“You know, Uncle Young-jun. Do that thing, that thing.”

“Uh… again?”

“Do it, hurry.”

“…….”

In the situation where the victory or defeat of Meoundi CK was decided.

Just minutes ago, Mr. Young-jun was brimming with pride, but now he had to face his own karma.

So I demanded first.

“Finally, finally, we’re going to defeat V-Live Company. After the humiliation on Purge Day and in the arena, we’re getting our revenge now.”

“Puhahahahahaha!”

Unlike before, which was full of expectations, the voice now was heavy with humiliation and defeat, allowing me and our team members to burst into laughter.

– Are you just mimicking a meme going around on the internet? So funny, lol

– This meme is a parody derived from the line “I cannot grant the school’s permission.” from Episode 7 of the Love Live! School Idol Project series…

– Ugh;; Please, no more weebs!

– Sure~ Next virtual stream, look forward to it~ lol

– Look at the weebs, omg;;

“Then it’s time to reap the rewards of victory, right, Uncle Young-jun? Push the button excitingly!”

“…… Yes.”

Mr. Young-jun selected the victory of V-Live Company from the competition mission list with a gloomy expression.

And a moment later.

[The winning team of the Meoundi CK competition mission is ‘V-Live Company’.]

[Everyone, please congratulate them with applause.]

[The competition mission donated 34,212 candies.]

– Wow, look at the amazing class of Brother Dae-kyung.

– 34,212 candies, Yami lol. Young-jun’s tears of anguish.

– This must also be due to the grace of Great Lucy. I never expected to see a Primordial unit on stream in my life.

– It’s a shame it was cut off in between; it would’ve been nice to see them clear all the way through.

– But even if a Primordial unit appears, it’s too late since I already sold too many Ghosts and Dragoons, so it was impossible to clear anyway lol.

– Still, it’s so much fun to interact and compete with another company again after so long. It’s much more entertaining than the same old scenes…

With the enthusiastic reactions of the viewers and my wallet stuffed with competition mission candies.

It was truly a fruitful achievement for Meoundi CK.

Ah, of course, Mr. Young-jun vanished, leaving behind a villain-like line: “I’ll get you next time!”

“I feel like I’ve heard that at least 3-4 times already. Should I commend that relentless spirit?”

Kkaenam habitually threw comments at the staff, including me, before disappearing, while Park Nana, despite her loss, looked very happy, true to her fame as a virtual star.

It seems she had been bored without any team members for Meoundi and truly enjoyed herself today?

“Especially Ms. Lucy. You were really amazing today. Wow, I can’t believe we saw a Primordial unit rise from there. I’ve only been able to pull up to Myth grade while playing Meoundi until now.”

As he said that, he showed his burning competitive spirit to rematch Lucy before he left.

Wait? But why didn’t he ask me to play Meoundi together next time…… Nevermind, hum! I’ll just quit this ridiculous luck-based game.

That day came to a neat conclusion.

Above all, Lucy gained significant recognition through the content.

Honestly, I thought it would be hard for her to gain recognition unless she won a singing contest organized by a big company streamer.

“I really can’t predict anything in this streaming community. I never thought a Primordial would rise there.”

After the broadcast ended, I logged into the FM Community and found over five popular posts related to Lucy.

The general posts were flooding nearly 2-3 pages as soon as the Primordial grade unit appeared.

It could be considered quite a pleasant achievement.

“By the way, February is about to end.”

Today is Tuesday, February 21st, and there’s only a week left until the end of the month.

It seems that February, with its shorter overall days, feels like it goes by in a flash.

And so, a sense of urgency gripped me.

“I guess starting in March, I’ll have to fill up my solo rank games in advance to prepare for the destruction battle, so I can’t afford to be lax…”

The participation conditions for ‘team members’ in the destruction battle were as follows:

– Best Streamer or Partner Streamer

– 100 hours broadcast in the League of Legends category or 250 hours across all categories (01.01.23 – 03.31.23)

– Maintain uploaded VOD of 20 hours in the League of Legends category or over 100 hours across all categories (01.01.23 – 03.31.23)

– More than 80 ranked games in the 2023 season split 1

– (2022 season games X 0.5) + (2023 season games X 1) = more than 200 games

– Submit information about all accounts played personally under their name, accounts owned by others, and accounts deleted in 22-23.

All the other conditions were fine, but the fifth one to fulfill the ‘games played’ condition was the issue.

In fact, the fourth condition would naturally be satisfied while fulfilling the fifth.

“I think they assigned such a game count condition for precise tier measurement, but it’s not easy at all.”

Honestly, it was a requirement that wouldn’t be easy for streamers who didn’t focus on League of Legends.

That’s why, once the destruction battle notice is released, a solo rank frenzy begins within the platform.

Everyone, regardless of who they are, rushes to grind games for participation in the destruction battle…

“I don’t have any records from 2022, so I need to play 200 games. Ugh… that’s tough, really tough.”

Moreover, simply reaching 200 games wasn’t the end.

As a game that often sparks ‘tier parking’ controversies, tier differentiation was significant, leading to penalties and benefits based on the number of games played.

For example, in my case, since I had no data for playing League of Legends in the 20-21 season, I start with a penalty of +2 points in tier score.

In a situation where the team must have five members with 175 points, a +2 point penalty could be quite bothersome.

Streamers with high points compared to their tier are typically labeled as bad apples, leading all team leaders to avoid them.

Conversely, if the number of games in the 23-1 season for the primary position is between 350-409 games, the benefit is -1 point; 410-469 games -2 points, and more than 470 games -3 points.

“I can play with some bad behavior, but I’d prefer to fill the games on stream. That way, viewers who enjoy League of Legends will also take an interest in me.”

Basically, to succeed on Pangea TV, you can’t just focus on one thing.

At Pangea TV, following the ‘flow’ is the rule.

For instance, during the ‘StarCraft Boom’ of 2022, playing StarCraft was essential.

And starting in 2023, playing Minecraft, and during the League of Legends destruction battle, playing League would be the wise choice.

Because the flow attracts floating viewers.

Unlike Lebit TV, which has a strong ‘fixed’ viewer culture, Pangea TV has a very dominant ‘floating’ viewer culture, and for success, you must consider these floats.

Thus, it’s necessary to follow the flow.

“At least I want to make up for the penalties, so starting next week, I’ll mix in some League broadcasts occasionally.”

My current tier is Platinum 4, with Jungle having a base allocation of 22 points.

Considering the +2 penalty, that becomes 24 points.

However, as I fill the games, my tier will naturally rise.

In terms of top rating, I have reached Master tier in my best moments, but that was when I was really lucky, and on average, I fluctuate between Diamond 1-2.

“Diamond 1 is 41 points, and Diamond 2 has 38 points. It definitely shows the importance of the Jungle. Even at the same tier, it has a higher point allocation than other positions.”

For Diamond 1 tier top, the points are 38, and for mid, it’s 39 points, so the assessment of the Jungle position was noticeably higher.

The more active you are, the more attention you’ll receive!

“Anyway, with the preparations for the destruction battle, there’s also the 3D Virtual Concert at the end of March. Not easy, not easy.”

However, they say the diligent bird wakes up early and catches a lot of prey.

It won’t be easy, but with slow and steady effort, the solid castle I build won’t easily fall.

“Alright, let’s give it a shot.”

A new goal awaits me.