Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 313

Chapter 313: I’m the Only Unlucky One

“Wait! The fish-shaped bread vendor hyung has sponsored a whopping 2,000 challenge mission candies! Kkaenam, Seoa, at the same time, attention! Everyone stand at attention below me!”

“Ugh. To get humiliated by that ugly hyung.”

“Uncle Young-jun, I was already at attention in a stable position!”

The broadcaster’s WWE knows no time or place.

This was also true during the challenging mission process for CK.

Currently, Oh Young-jun, who is in first place with 23,550 candies sponsored, is smirking arrogantly as he scans Kkaenam and me before locking his gaze onto me.

“Seoa, I’m in first place. You should call me ‘Oppa’ instead of ‘Uncle,’ right?”

“…… Oppa.”

“Ah! Your voice is too small. Say it again with plenty of cuteness!

“Please, the viewers! I really don’t want to call the older Young-jun ‘Oppa,’ sob sob!”

[Seoa Broadcast has sponsored 3,000 challenge mission candies.]

– Phew! This is the last time. And instead, call me ‘Oppa.’

“Ahhhh! Vice President Oppa! Oh Young-jun, right there! Huh? Our Young-jun is cute. Can you please turn off the mic and just stay quiet?”

“…… Yes. I will remain quiet.”

Thanks to the Vice President’s sponsorship, I achieved a majestic first place with 24,700 candies.

But my glory didn’t last long.

“Hahaha! Ugly hyung, don’t you know that when a hen crows, the house is ruined? Is it Kim Seo-ah or Park Seo-ah? Be quiet! This is what you call Kkaenam’s class.”

This time, a large sponsorship of challenge mission candies burst into Kkaenam’s room.

This is a high-level skill that scratches each other’s egos through WWE while prompting sponsorships from each room.

However, such skills must be used selectively against opponents.

If the opponent feels WWE is more like UFC, a genuine brawl is likely to break out.

And among the viewers with a strong scholarly tendency, such acts are sometimes referred to as ‘giving a poke’ to other streamers and may not be well-received.

Of course, most of the viewers are often clueless, unable to recognize WWE.

In any case, issues related to sponsorships or money are always sensitive, and it’s never too cautious to be careful two or three times.

In fact, even the top expert in this field, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, sometimes gets scolded.

Once, he placed a WWE bet, but the female streamer began to tear up slightly, causing the CK board to freeze for a while.

It’s indeed difficult to control the intensity of the situation.

Perhaps because of that, both Oh Young-jun and Kkaenam were carefully targeting only me with WWE.

After all, if they did the same to other Hako streamers with significantly lower rankings, it could genuinely be seen as bullying.

“Alright, shall we wrap it up? Everyone has received plenty.”

[V Rakkom 85,500] VS [Akatsuki 110,000]

– Seoa 30,000 – Oh Young-jun 34,500

– Supniti 18,750 – Kkaenam 32,000

– Lucy 20,250 – Park Nana 25,000

– Na-roshi 16,500 – Jwisun 18,500

[Meundi CK Funding – 195,500]

1st place Seo-Ah’s Pouch 12,000 (Seo-Ah)

2nd place Burnsal Nana 10,000 (Park Nana)

3rd place Mr. Drunken Supni 8,500 (Supniti)

4th place Jwist 8,000 (Jwisun)

5th place Kkaenam’s Handsome Guy 7,000 (Kkaenam)

It’s clear that there are differences in the patterns of receiving sponsorships.

In the case of female streamers with many fans, there are often a few who contribute large amounts, while male streamers with a certain ranking tend to have many middle-tier sponsors, overwhelming by sheer volume.

Regardless, the fact that a game that could be wrapped up in about two hours had almost 200,000 candies at stake is a satisfying result.

‘If we win, that’s 70%, so if I bring 136,850 candies and divide it by 4, that’s 34,212! Huge, huge!’

If we lose, each person would get 14,662 candies.

There’s a huge difference of 20,000 candies between the winner and the loser.

We kept a serious attitude as we divided into teams and scattered into different Discord rooms.

“Did everyone practice enough?”

“Yeah. But I’ve never managed to get past round 58. That boss, Papulatus, is just too overpowered.”

“Definitely, that’s the biggest hurdle. I know we need at least a mythic-grade unit to have a chance to pass.”

I created a private room and waited for everyone to join.

With Na-roshi the last one to enter, a moment later, Oh Young-jun came over to the Discord channel and said,

“We’ll start exactly at 7:20. Once that round ends, you can start the next one right away. And I hope only normal types come out. That’s all for now.”

“Wow! He keeps running away even when playing tic-tac-toe on the bed. The bowed-head man, Oh Young-jun.”

“Hah! Supni, are you trying to mess with me? I’m an Il-san Baron. Once I get angry, I can’t hold back.”

“Lucy unnie, cover your ears! Jiji, Jiji. Be careful not to get contaminated if you get too close.”

“…… am I some kind of Infested Terran? In any case, the victory is for our Akatsuki, so don’t lose too much energy and enjoy it. Got it?”

With an air of complete confidence, Oh Young-jun returned to his team’s channel.

His confidence was certainly not unfounded.

Typically, there is a significant distance between virtual streamers and StarCraft user-map games.

Naturally, he would think his team has the advantage.

‘But I’m a returned player familiar with StarCraft. Meundi is a game I’m used to.’

Moreover, luck is key in Meundi.

We had Lucy, who could be said to be the goddess of luck, on our side.

This time, Lucy would lead us to victory again.

“Well, let’s get started. I’ll proceed at 2x speed in the beginning just in case. Once we’re used to it, I’ll switch to 4x.”

After a 5-second countdown, the Meundi (Maple Luck Defense) game officially began.

The large square map was divided into four sections, with individuals placed in each area.

I was in the red zone, Lucy in blue, Supniti in green, and Na-roshi in purple.

With the starting money, I attempted two draws.

“Ugh, d*mn it!”

What appeared in my central area were a Hydra (Common) and a Dragoon (Common), which could be called the worst start.

‘Why did I get the lowest common grade two? Moreover, it’s better to have at least one Ghost at the start.’

In version 7.2 of Meundi, the grade and appearance probability of defense units were as follows:

[Common (50%), Rare (33.1%), Ancient (10.2%),

Artifact (5.1%), Epic (0.8%), Legendary (0.5%),

Mythic (0.2%), Divine (0.08%), Primordial (0.019%)]

From the legendary grade onward, an alert message is displayed in chat when they appear, and they show an immense performance difference with splash damage.

Honestly, to get past round 30, having at least one legendary-grade unit is necessary to prevent the enemy numbers from piling up and manage to some extent.

‘And there are three types of defense units: Ghosts, Dragoons, and Hydras.’

Ghosts deal 100% damage to small-type enemies, 50% to medium, and 25% to large, so if they don’t come out at the beginning when the enemies in rounds 1, 2, and 4 are small types, the player can sometimes meet a swift demise.

Dragoons deal 50% damage to small-type enemies, 75% to medium, and 100% to large, making them the main dealers from the mid-game.

Hydras deal 100% damage to all types of units.

However, since their base damage is weak, focusing on upgrades means there won’t be enough money to grab units from other races.

Therefore, if Hydras are primarily chosen, the typical strategy is an all-in on Hydras.

‘For now, the first boss, Crimson Balrog, appears at round 24, so I need to hold out until about rounds 18-20. If high-grade units appear, I’ll sell all the Ghosts and Dragoons and all-in on Hydras; in the opposite case…’

The basic strategy of Meundi can be said to be divided into two:

Mixing Ghosts and Dragoons appropriately.

Going all-in on Hydras.

There was no need to overthink it.

Until rounds 18-20, I just needed to keep trying to draw and choose a type that gives out high-grade units.

‘Generally, mixing Ghosts and Dragoons seems safe. But I’ve heard the Hydra build shouldn’t proceed unless two Mythic or Legendary grade units come out.’

As I reminisced about past strategies, the BGM for round one of the Lost City began to flow, stirring childhood memories.

And the monsters began to appear at the outskirts of my defensive area, starting to move along predetermined routes.

In round one, small-type Snails appeared.

‘They’re called Snails, but they look like neutral monsters from StarCraft.’

The player will lose if the number of monsters stacking up exceeds ‘150.’

I need to diligently clear the monsters to avoid the initial shame of a game over.

I moved the common Dragoon and Hydra from my draw to the 11 o’clock direction so they could attack the enemies appearing at 12 o’clock immediately.

“How does everyone’s start look? Is it alright?”

“I got a Rare Ghost and a Common Hydra.”

“Master, I got an Ancient Hydra and a Common.”

“I think I had the best draw! Starting with a Legendary Dragoon and a Common Ghost.”

“…….”

d*mn, I’m the unluckiest one!

With both Dragoons and Hydras being common grade, there are no strong Ghosts against small monsters, causing monsters to begin stacking immediately.

I need to quickly gather money to attempt an additional draw.

The way to earn money in this game is to gain 1 gas resource for every monster killed, which converts into 5 minerals once 10 are collected, and the cost for drawing random units is 10 minerals.

“Yay! An Ancient Dragoon.”

“Ah, this time I got a Common Ghost.”

“I got a Rare Hydra, not bad~”

“…….”

It seemed everyone was quickly handling the monsters and gathering minerals swiftly.

Meanwhile, I barely managed to scrounge up 10 minerals to attempt my first draw since starting.

‘Please let me draw a high-grade unit… or at least a Rare Ghost!’

If another Common Dragoon or Hydra came out, I would seriously be worrying about an early game over by round 4.

In fact, before my regression, I had often seen cases where only a few common-grade Dragoons and Hydras appeared without a single Ghost, leading to early game overs.

Haha, surely I’m not that unlucky, right?

…… I thought so just five seconds ago.

A Hydra (Common) poked its head out from the center of the defensive area.

I momentarily lost my words.

No way? This must be some kind of hidden camera prank?

I shut my eyes tightly and shouted.

d*mn it, I’m the only unlucky one!