Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 308

Episode 308 Inside a Small One-Room Apartment

– Hey, Gallery members, I have a serious concern today. Can you listen to me?

Actually, it’s not a big deal.

Do you all know what day it is today?

It’s February 14th, Valentine’s Day,

The day when you receive chocolate from women…

Ah, maybe our Pangea TV friends aren’t really familiar with this since they have no connections at all?

Anyway, there’s a woman I’ve been kind of seeing, and it seems like I might receive chocolate from her today. So far, so good.

But there’s one problem.

This woman I’m seeing has a few close friends,

And two of them seem to show interest in me?

I might even receive chocolate from those two as well.

So, I’m really troubled.

Should I stick to my principles and only accept chocolate from my love interest, or should I receive chocolate from all three since we are still just seeing each other?

I truly want to stay loyal to Seoa,

But Lucy and Mayo keep crossing the line… Oops;

I accidentally revealed who they are without meaning to.

(Please live your life, Kon)

(This human’s delusional writings are getting more developed; are they almost brainwashing themselves now?)

(I recommend this for this week’s dumb post, stamp stamp!)

Seo-Ah’s Pouch wrote this right after the Valentine’s Day Part 1 broadcast with Seoa, Lucy, and Mayo ended.

Comments began to pour in below, satisfying his gloomy desires.

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of reaction I wanted, writing this kind of post in the shadows of the gallery.

‘By the way, I wonder what Part 2 will feel like?’

Seo-Ah’s Pouch has been watching live broadcasts for quite a long time.

So he had a lot of experience regarding Valentine’s Day broadcasts.

Special outfits or handmade chocolates were basic, and in the case of female streamers, they prepared more intense events to unwrap viewers’ candy.

He had seen such broadcasts countless times.

When did it start?

Feeling a sense of monotony as he began to lose interest in those broadcasts…

So he was all the more looking forward to today’s broadcast.

Given that Seoa, who has shattered numerous stereotypes, might show something different?

Honestly, it was a ridiculous expectation.

No matter how extraordinary a talent Seoa is as a streamer, there are limits to everything.

‘But still, with Seoa, who knows? She’s different.’

That expectation might be the driving force for Seo-Ah’s Pouch to keep watching live broadcasts until now.

And shortly after.

The much-anticipated Valentine’s Day Part 2 broadcast with Seoa, Lucy, and Mayo finally began.

Seo-Ah’s Pouch entered the broadcast with a pounding heart.

The short opening song passed, and the broadcast waiting screen changed.

A dark-haired, red-eyed, beautiful girl avatar wearing a white gamer headset smiled brightly, just like usual.

“Uh, um?”

But the moment Seo-Ah’s Pouch saw that smile, he realized.

It’s different, something is definitely different.

Usually, Seoa’s smile is just a slight upturn of the lips, but now her mouth was open enough to show her teeth.

“I’m the wicked, big-busted virtual streamer Seoa. I sincerely confess that I’m a very bad woman who bothers Mayo every day… Ah! Okay, I get it. I’ll stop.”

A voice gradually drifted away as she held her head.

Meanwhile, Seoa’s playful expression changed once again.

“Hem hem, there was a bit of chaos. Everyone, calm down, and shall we continue the broadcast now?”

A calm voice with precise pronunciation and the avatar’s expression seemed more composed than usual.

Definitely, Seoa’s broadcast was different.

‘No, is this really something else?’

Lucy, wearing Seoa’s avatar on screen, smiled softly.

***

Changing each other’s virtual avatars for broadcasting.

In fact, it wouldn’t be considered an extremely creative content.

Even as of 2023, it was content that other platforms or overseas VTubers commonly showcased.

However, it was indeed unique content on Pangea TV.

After all, the debut of the first virtual streamer on Pangea TV was set to September 2022, recorded a month earlier than before my regression, and less than half a year had passed since then, with most virtual content still not appearing.

‘And broadcasting while changing avatars is usually an April Fool’s joke. April 1st is still far away.’

Anyway, the audience’s reaction to this unexpected content was superb.

Especially when Mayo used my avatar to make absurd expressions, it seemed they were enjoying watching me fall apart.

Hmph! Then I should get my revenge too.

“Hey, move! It’s my turn now.”

“Seoa is super dumb… Ah!”

Taking over the computer seat, I manipulated the virtual program to change the avatar to Mayo’s.

Then I made a shocking confession.

“Woo~ Mayo pretended to like mayonnaise, which she doesn’t even like, just to collect candy. And she actually hates League of Legends but cosplayed as a League goddess to gather viewers.”

“No, hey! You scammer! Bad wicked witch!”

Mayo, fuming, protested with her cute little fists, but as I pushed her forehead back with one hand, her punches merely sliced through the air.

Ha ha! Do you feel the weight difference, Human?

“Seoa!”

“Ah, no, um… Okay.”

Anyway, our broadcast sailed smoothly under Lucy’s appropriate mediation.

For instance, using Lucy’s usually indifferent avatar, Mayo and I acted cute, making Lucy, who was beside us, feel even more embarrassed, eliciting cheers from the viewers.

Mayo used my avatar to create thoroughly entertaining moments, earning applause from the audience.

“Alright, the fun fair ends here! Shall we start what can be considered today’s main event, the chocolate lottery?”

The method was simple.

I made a total of ten chocolates, five for d*e-hard fans and the other five for regular fans.

Some may feel disappointed by the small number, but the truth is that if I made too many chocolates, the broadcast time would stretch out, and most importantly, the ‘scarcity’ would diminish.

Indeed, a bit of differential treatment was necessary to draw out loyalty from both d*e-hard fans and regular fans.

If we treated them the same as casual viewers, who would become a true fan of the streamer?

Thus, we prepared around 30 various gift icons for all viewers, including casuals, while reserving the handmade chocolates solely for the d*e-hard fans and regular fans.

“Um, among the 20 d*e-hard fans, 14 joined today’s broadcast. Wow, that’s a good participation rate! You should join more often. You guys are not just coming to the broadcast on the day chocolate is given, are you?”

‘Seo-Ah’s Pouch’ is guaranteed to receive chocolate as a chairman, and the remaining 13 usernames were put into a pinball machine, which randomly selected four more from them.

[Seoa Broadcast has sponsored 214 candies.]

– Isn’t there just a chairman’s treatment without a vice-chairman’s treatment?

“Yep, there is none. If you’re unhappy, then become the chairman.”

I lightly dispatched the playful one and spun the pinball four times, selecting one winner each time.

After the d*e-hard fan’s turn ended, it was time for the regular fans.

But Lucy and Mayo prepared a slightly different method of drawing.

“Mayo speaks only with skills. d*e-hard fans need to log into League of Legends in turn. Only those who win in a 1:1 match against me will receive Mayo’s special mayonnaise chocolate.”

First, accepting challenges from d*e-hard fans, Mayo announced that after that, they would charge 100 candies as a fee to give regular fans a chance.

– Lol? So, I have to win to even eat the mayonnaise chocolate?

– Whoa;; Regular fans have to pay a participation fee and win a 1:1 match to munch on that and possibly get a tummy ache!

– Oh! Everyone, don’t jump to conclusions! I went to the convenience store in a hurry after watching Part 1 and bought chocolate and mayonnaise to try sprinkling on top. And now I’m watching the broadcast from the bathroom.

Lucy, while taking care of d*e-hard fans, was the type that valued broadcast data.

On Pangea TV, streamers could easily check their viewers’ viewing time and chat counts, so those ranked higher would be given chocolates, while leftovers would be distributed in a way similar to mine through pinball.

‘It’s definitely good to take care of the bear trap viewers. They’ve really grown a lot.’

Before my regression, Lucy was the type of streamer who couldn’t even account for special days like Valentine’s Day.

This alone was quite remarkable growth.

“Did everyone enjoy today’s broadcast? We were really happy to be with you all today.”

“Those who won Mayo’s chocolate are told not to buy lottery tickets anymore this year. You’ve already used up all your luck for the year.”

“Enjoy it, and please leave feedback for the event in the fan cafe. Thank you.”

With the chocolate lottery fully concluded, today’s broadcast wrapped up.

However, it wasn’t really over yet.

Although the broadcast ended, I still needed to tally the winners and prepare to send out the chocolates as soon as possible.

It was winter, so it was somewhat manageable, but I still had to take extra care with food items.

“Thank you all for your hard work today.”

“You too….”

“Both Seoa and Mayo worked hard.”

The broadcast that lasted all day and all the preparations, now over and followed by additional tasks.

A heavy sense of fatigue pressed down on my shoulders, but I could still smile thanks to my colleagues who were with me in my small one-room apartment.

‘Next time, let Miho join as well…’

It was a successful Valentine’s Day broadcast.