Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 292

Episode 292: Seo Ah’s Broadcast is Safe

“So Ayeon is a girl, huh? And our Mayo is, oh my! Our Mayo is too young, so I’ll deal with her in a year. And Supniti is quite the big sister!”

Girl, middle sister, big sister.

It was a recent catchphrase pushed by Mr. Young-jun.

Anyone under 23 is a girl, up to 27 is a middle sister, and from 28 onward, you get labeled as a big sister.

While this classification might feel quite rude in society, in the streaming community, where fun is prioritized, it was simply a laughing and enjoyable element.

In fact, if someone got serious about such titles, they would receive looks like, “Why are you so serious? Are you a scholar or something?”

Moreover, this catchphrase didn’t stop here and has given rise to numerous derivatives.

For instance, the term “extreme big sister” used to mock Mr. Lena’s Land or “burned age” as a compliment, meaning virtuals become cute from the age of 30.

“Seo Ah isn’t a girl anymore; she’s a middle sister now. Hehe!”

“If you put it that way, Uncle Young-jun isn’t Uncle anymore; he’s now Uncle Young-jun!”

“What?! Life starts in your 30s!”

Jokingly, Mr. Young-jun stumbles back after a counter.

But he doesn’t back down and keeps getting close to the staff.

I hear that he has recently adopted a water buffalo concept and is in competition with Kkaenam?

They’re having a pride contest over who is more popular among female streamers in Lena World.

It might seem pitiful, but considering how many fans are entrusting their ego to their streamers, it’s pretty popular content.

When female streamers respond, fans can get vicarious satisfaction.

So surprisingly, a fandom called “Ogu Ogu” also arises around larger male streamers.

The trust reaches a level where fans think of the streamer as family or close friends.

Typically, with an unconditional positivity in whatever they do, the Ogu Ogu fandom is close to being exclusive to female streamers.

Therefore, in the underground virtual gallery, male streamers with an Ogu Ogu fandom are often derogatorily referred to as gay fans.

For example, it goes something like this:

– Mr. Young-jun seems to be one of the better male streamers involved with virtuals.

Look at how he takes care of Naksu and sticks with Mu-yo after causing trouble; he has some loyalty haha.

ㄴ (shouting that they’re gay!)

ㄴYoung-jun’s soup note.

ㄴDo you want to d*e, Paddak? Are you not managing since more gay fans have invaded?

Ultimately, given there are many fans with a “valued love” tendency in the virtual world, they inevitably have to be antagonistic towards male streamers.

Especially Hakkochu (Hakko male streamers), who contribute nothing to broadcasts or collaborations, are seen as the main enemies by hardcore fans who actively participate in the virtual gallery.

“Uncle Young-jun, our staff has high standards!”

“What do you mean, Seo Ah-seong?”

“You lost a beauty contest against Kkaenam the other time.”

“……”

A strong straight shot sinks him in one go.

Mr. Young-jun walks away sulking, mumbling to the wall in the corner of the conference room.

Ha! Such a difficult person to handle.

However, there was help to be offered; it didn’t seem right to make him too disheartened, so I decided to lift his spirits a bit.

“Don’t do that, Young-jun ‘oppa.’ Just sit in your chair quickly.”

“What?! Seo Ah, did you just call me ‘oppa’? I didn’t mishear, right?”

His round eyes wide open, and the way he runs over is a total mess.

Oh dear, this guy, older than me before the regression, should keep some decorum.

Anyway, with just that one title of ‘oppa,’ Mr. Young-jun’s demeanor changed completely as he sat down and was about to continue with the second agenda.

– Seo Ah has changed. To call another guy ‘oppa’ like this, I’m greatly disappointed.

– Seo Ah, we had something special! I used to be your oppa! Now there’s another oppa?

– Haha, there are a lot of brain-dead soup fans here. Did you think girls were secretly dating for the first time? Tsk tsk.

[Daechutanghuru has been forcefully exited.]

“……”

Anyway, the viewers’ attention was quite something, proving that when a mullet jumps, even a mudfish jumps too.

“The reason for inviting Uncle Young-jun today was to get rational advice regarding a commerce proposal, so I’ll inform you of the conditions from the vendors over Discord, and please judge if it’s a reasonable offer.”

“Okay! Seo Ah, just trust me. I will judge it accurately.”

It didn’t take long for Mr. Young-jun’s confident expression to warp upon receiving the message.

“No way, what the hell… Oh, sorry! I didn’t mean to say that to you guys. Wow! This is too much. They really hit me like this? Truly bad people.”

The conditions couldn’t be revealed to the viewers.

Disclosing such sensitive information would lead to being completely canceled in this industry, and they would have to give up any future advertising or collaborations.

And newly emerging Hakko streamers just starting to see some light in Lena World were also naturally scared since it was their first time dealing with these vendors.

What if they reject and somehow face disadvantages?

Often, due to the relatively younger age and lack of societal experiences of streamers, this situation occurred.

So, I decided to bring this matter to light during the meeting, hoping no virtual streamer would suffer a loss.

Most importantly, I figured that individual contacts received at the V-Live Company might exist, and I wanted to ensure they wouldn’t make hasty contracts that might lead to losses.

This world is full of those trying to take advantage of the ignorant.

“I thought it was a bit low, so just in case, I invited Uncle Young-jun.”

“You did well. This is definitely not right. At least double that… No, they should be getting even more than that. Honestly, this wasn’t proposed because of you guys.”

“I know. It’s based on the interest from Lena World’s viewers and the company fandom.”

“Yeah, it’s just too much. That’s why I don’t like doing live commerce. Anyway, never do that. These conditions are too low.”

In fact, a similar proposal was made to Park Nana, the virtual streamer for Akatsuki, before the regression.

During a company meeting, Mr. Young-jun and Kkaenam learned about this through their discussions and immediately got infuriated.

Ultimately, Park Nana was able to refuse the commerce advertisement, but many virtual streamers who did not receive such advice ended up being exploited.

Especially numerous virtual streamers from MuYang Group, and later on, Mr. Buck Minam Park Bong-sik expressed his anger publicly on a broadcast after finding out about this.

Since then, the information has spread widely, significantly decreasing the number of virtual streamers falling for low-quality vendor proposals, but this incident was undoubtedly one of the bitter episodes experienced by virtuals adapting to Pangea TV.

“If anything like this happens in the future, just trust me, and reach out. That Kkaenam guy is the type to ask for phone numbers right away and confirm chat avatars, so don’t trust him at all. Do you know what his nickname is these days? They call him the red pill hunter for hunting down virtuals’ red pills.”

“I’ve heard rumors that Uncle Young-jun asked virtuals for video calls in a cheesy tone.”

“Hey! That’s totally defamation. The major shareholder of Akatsuki put up a mission for 10,000 candies, so I had no choice! Huh? I’m not such an easy guy.”

“I thought positively since you’re a challenger, but Mayo is utterly disappointed.”

“Young-jun oppa, if you have such missions, tell me. I would have worked with you smoothly, like 60:40.”

“Supniti, I have my preferences too. Can you step back a bit?”

“Ah, why! What’s wrong with me?”

Mr. Young-jun roams around the server like a socialite, so everyone had some degree of familiarity with him.

Thanks to that, the meeting could end smoothly without too much awkwardness.

“Alright, then the second agenda is rejected! Just in case, if any individual commerce proposals come in the future, please let us know immediately. Since we still lack experience, we will ask opinions here and there and respond more cautiously.”

“Trust our leader; he’s reliable!”

“The master is the best.”

“Though lower tier than Mayo, he’s still a quite usable leader.”

“Seo Ah, you worked hard.”

We were able to successfully wrap up the meeting under a shower of compliments.

As the meeting ended, Mr. Young-jun, who had been observing, quickly interjected.

“Actually, I’ve been scouting from the beginning of the meeting. Is there any chance to get that loan at a low interest rate? Seo Ah, we’re close, right? Uh?”

I was well aware of Mr. Young-jun and Akatsuki’s tough situation.

Their company, consisting of just six members, is even smaller than ours, which could be called a small company.

And they seek a free atmosphere, unlike us, so they didn’t have much wealth built up.

At least Mu-yo was using X-ray, but compared to Tunyang, it was only at a minimal level early on, so they’re counted as a financially struggling company.

Moreover, recently, Mr. Young-jun lost 40 million Lena trying to challenge myth-level equipment.

It was already tight finances, and now they were facing even more holes.

“Oh, oh! Miho, did you hear? We’re close. We’re close!”

“Seo Ah is indeed in a good spot. I had my good times like that too.”

“……”

At this age, Supniti and Miho were greatly interested in the dramatic happenings.

Simultaneously, the chat room began to boil.

I understood the difficult circumstances of Mr. Young-jun and Akatsuki, but this was too much.

I spoke with a firm attitude.

“Who are you?”

“Huh? Seo, Seo Ah? It’s me. Young-jun oppa……”

Zing-!

“Aha! It’s Uncle Young-jun.”

“Okay. Please talk about the loan matters with Lucy unnie.”

My decisive attitude disappointed the two ladies who loved dramatic scenarios, but I could breathe a sigh of relief.

Phew! I couldn’t risk losing valuable soup fans with some lukewarm attitude.

Rest assured, everyone!

Seo Ah’s broadcast is safe.

Today, the soup is bubbling away!