Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 262

Episode 262: The Last of January

It’s the end of the month.

Who will earn the Best Streamer badge this month?

And what about the MuYang Group’s architectural funding for Munasthiris happening this evening?

Since morning, the community has been bustling.

In this situation, Lena’s Land announced new content without showing any signs of fatigue.

It will be an arena implemented in the Colosseum that the Lena Government has been diligently building!

Lena’s Land announced that they would try the arena content this week, and if the results are good, they plan to replace Purge Day.

Indeed, Purge Day, as a dopamine-themed content in the healing server Lena World, was popular but had many incidents.

From small building destructions to losing precious equipment, and recently, there was a ‘real tension’ incident between Tunyang and Oh-ha that almost escalated into conflicts between companies.

Naturally, the community had a lot to say about this, mostly pointing out the operational incompetence of Server Master Lena’s Land.

It must be absurd for Lena’s Land.

Why should they be blamed for such issues?

But that’s what it means to be in the position of a server master.

When the server thrives, everyone rallies around them with fervor, but when ambiguous problems arise, they point the finger solely at the server master.

Before I returned, by 2025, Pangea TV opened numerous streamer servers, and none of the server masters completed their terms without being criticized.

Controversies were bound to arise at least once.

Being a server master was indeed a challenging position.

“Finally, it’s here. Should I be glad it’s not too late?”

I welcomed the news of the arena.

The arena should open while other companies have less myth-grade equipment, improving our winning chances.

Moreover, public opinion was currently in our favor.

Following Sunny Moon, the MuYang Group acquired the Goldenlight sword. The farming effect from the enchantment ‘Plunder V’ was clear, but the basic damage wasn’t much different from the Netherite sword.

The Netherite sword does ‘8’ damage while the Goldenlight does ‘9,’ so it feels quite lacking when excluding special effects.

The case of Tunyang, who lost to Oh-ha while wielding the Witherlight sword, was highlighted. It raised the opinion that with good control, a Netherite sword could defeat a myth-grade weapon.

Additionally, there were arguments that myth-grade equipment wasn’t that great, considering the amount of money spent to obtain it.

Of course, there were opposing opinions too.

Considering the difference in armor defense and the synergy of special effects, that gap was not small.

The Goldenlight sword is for farming, and the special effect of Witherlight has always been ambiguous, and the performances of Blazer and Spider would differ, etc.

The community was already in chaos with the emergence of various self-proclaimed experts.

Those who raised their voices believed their theories were correct.

This atmosphere wasn’t bad.

The more confused the viewers’ sentiments were, the more companies would refrain from investing large sums in myth-grade equipment.

They’d likely be a bit more cautious.

Waiting to see if other companies pull additional myth-grade equipment from different categories that have proven performance.

“Alright. Before that, let’s aim for at least 2 pulls. 3 would be better. Considering our company’s assets…”

Na-roshi, in charge of the company’s financial management, shared the latest information in the V-Live Company group chat every day.

Thanks to that, I could check the results without much effort in memory.

“After the vehicle auction, with the remaining 100 million Lena and recent income of 20 million Lena… combining with the 50 million Lena loaned to Owang Company, it puts us at about 170 million Lena.”

With that amount, unless we hit the ceiling twice, it was more than enough to pull 2-3 myth-grade pieces.

If luck was on our side like Limiani’s case, we might even expect more.

“Ugh, let’s not get our hopes up unnecessarily. It’s not normal to succeed on the fourth try. It might even set the server record.”

Before my return, myth-grade equipment was referred to as End content, and many records regarding that were left behind.

For example, Wangko, who was the first to hit the ceiling, or Mr. Young-jun, who achieved two ceilings.

There were many other trivial records as well, but I can’t recall them all.

“By the way, I’ve heard that Kim Hak-do is logging in diligently again these days. What’s going on?”

Kim Hak-do was known as a natural LoL player, and I was aware that he was embossed, but his past behavior was a bit excessive.

Every time he logged in, his routine was to have simple banter with the company staff before heading straight to betting on repair magic books or going to the casino.

Of course, that money was the company funds accumulated by the staff.

And that’s not all?

Not only did he fail to instill a sense of immersion in Minecraft for the company staff, but he also frequently called for a Frostwind party.

That’s why Rissle Company earned the mock nickname of being a temp agency.

But what could be the reason for the prodigal son Kim Hak-do’s recent return?

I quickly figured it out.

What could it be?

Our V-Live Company hit a jackpot with the sponsorship of 750,000 candies, and the MuYang Group is pulling in a buzz today with the architectural funding for Munasthiris, so it’s no wonder Kim Hak-do’s eyes would be twinkling…

“Acting like he’s seriously into Minecraft while washing public sentiment, Rissle Company will probably build a landmark too. Even a big company streamer wouldn’t be able to ignore the money.”

Sometimes I’d see streamers who would stubbornly show their pride even with large candy sponsorships.

At such times, one might want to ponder if a lack of monetary units was the issue.

You’d quickly catch sight of someone who swiftly changes their stance.

“Anyway, there’s still a long way to go.”

Although we started architectural funding about two weeks ahead of other companies, we still had a long way to go until Sky Island was completed.

We were far from done.

***

“Wow! Congratulations! You’re finally the Best Streamer! Honestly, I’ve been embarrassed to hang out with regular streamers, but now we can finally hang out together.”

“Oh, quit it! If you’re going to congratulate me, do it properly!”

Even with Mayo’s tsundere-like congratulations, Han A-yeon, who could be said to be our youngest member, was smiling brightly.

Supniti and Na-roshi felt the same way.

Our colleagues who worked hard throughout January in the V-Live Company finally became Best Streamers.

“Congratulations, congratulations. Celebrating Sup Manager’s Best Streamer~~~”

“Congrats, Sup Unni! Let’s plan a special celebration!”

“Hahaha, thank you, everyone. I finally have a 70% conversion now.”

Behind Supniti’s emotional voice was Na-roshi, the last batter.

The one who unexpectedly had to receive congratulations was, in turn, expressing gratitude to me.

“I could become the Best Streamer thanks to the Master! This is also a blessing from Mrs. Seoa.”

“Hey hey! Na-roshi! You did this through your own hard work. Stop talking nonsense and just celebrate!”

While the 10% difference in commission was the largest factor, there were many other benefits, so any streamer would naturally aspire for the Best Streamer badge.

And with all company staff achieving the Best Streamer, I could finally loosen my load a little.

Huh? What does that have to do with me?

On a normal day, it wouldn’t matter, but in a large server like this, being linked with the same company, the success of the employees in becoming Best Streamers tends to be regarded as a measure of the ‘leader’s’ performance.

Naturally, since the scoring in broadcast data is heavily weighted in the selection of Best Streamers, that perception couldn’t help but arise.

The more ‘Naksu’ one receives, the easier it becomes.

With the return of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, I worried that the virtual streamers belonging to the MuYang Group would make a significant leap, risking the acceptance of those three, but fortunately, the accumulated data built throughout January was ahead, so they passed without issues.

Thanks to that, our company was in a festive mood!

Candy bombardments were raining down upon the three.

About a week before the selection for Best Streamer, it’s a national rule to save up candy sponsorships to bombard the moment they earn the badge.

That way, you can thoroughly enjoy the 10% commission difference.

“Everyone’s really working hard. I hope it goes even better.”

In fact, I felt a slight sense of debt towards Supniti and Na-roshi.

After all, I knew the original history of the two before my return.

Both were excelled in MuYang Group, achieving remarkable feats!

Especially Na-roshi became such an indispensable secretary for Buck Minam Park Bong-sik whenever a Minecraft server was opened.

However, due to the irregular ‘me,’ they were placed in a worse environment than before my return.

“In a way, the Prika departure incident might have happened because of me.”

Thus, I became more determined.

There’s no way to change the past.

What matters is the future ahead.

Though it may not be as good as the ‘Naksu’ I would receive under Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, I will create an environment that we can sufficiently enjoy.

“Right. And to do that, I need to finish the Sky Island construction first and earn some money.”

Indeed, having a festival this early for just being a Best Streamer is problematic.

I gathered everyone and strongly ordered them to increase work efficiency.

Huh? That’s how we’ll get ahead in the competition with other companies.

The employees rushed out to the workplace.

While taking on the role of the villain, I swallowed my tears.

Everyone, just hold on a bit longer.

Someday, I will provide a better environment for you all.

It was the last of January.