Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 256

Episode 256: The 4th Purge Day

Saturday, January 28.

The 4th Purge Day of Lena World was highly anticipated due to the update of mythic-grade equipment.

Before the Purge Day even began, related posts flooded the community.

The overwhelming momentum made it impossible for not only games like League of Legends and PUBG but even Suna Land, a Minecraft server, to hide their jealousy.

January 2023 was truly a period where Lena World took the lead undisturbed.

However, today was uniquely focused not on big company streamers but on a relatively unknown Hako streamer.

The spotlight was on Tunyang, the only owner of the mythic-grade weapon, the ‘Spider Sword,’ currently in the server.

“Wow, the appearance is stunning. What are the stats like?”

“Tunyang, can I borrow it for a moment? I’ll check the stats and return it.”

“Awesome, awesome. So you’re the only one with that right now on the server?”

Streamers, who usually paid no attention, flocked around Tunyang to talk to him first.

With the title of being the sole owner of mythic-grade equipment on the server, this was only natural.

Meanwhile, big company streamers and heads of various companies observed Tunyang from a distance.

“No, shouldn’t we have just drawn it right away?”

“Oppa, if you don’t know, just stay quiet, okay? Just because you have money doesn’t mean you should spend it carelessly; you need to use it efficiently. We still don’t even know which category of equipment is the best, so let’s wait a bit.”

“No, why are you saying that in such a hurtful way? You’re looking down on me just because I’m a Minecraft beginner.”

Today, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik was setting up his broadcast while wrestling with Limiani as WWE.

Behind him, employees from MuYang Group were swarming.

It was a true representation of the leading company in Lena World.

“I think the Blazer weapon and Gitter armor set is the best choice. If you have double jump, you can control and attack unilaterally, right? Plus, you can walk on water and lava too, so it’s totally broken.”

This time, it was Owang Company’s turn.

Unlike Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, a complete newbie to Minecraft, Wangko had finished his adjustments and was firmly expressing his opinions.

It felt like the PUBG cartel members were having a serious meeting.

Unfortunately, Owang Company couldn’t challenge for mythic-grade equipment on the update day due to lack of funds.

And then there was Rissle Company.

“Mythic grades are in League of Legends, right? Huh? There’s mythic-grade equipment here too? What? How do you get that?”

“Um, Chairman, if you don’t know, it’s better to just stay quiet…”

Sunny Moon was excited with anticipation.

“This time, since Tunyang drew the Witherlight Sword, we might win, right? This could be an opportunity to elevate us to a prestigious company!”

“If we protect Tunyang thoroughly while having him take charge of the attacks, there may be a chance…”

On the other hand, the Bully Gamja Company appeared increasingly despondent.

They were quietly whispering together in a corner, and it looked so pitiful.

“Just wait! We’ll only take one out. Just let us catch a single one, okay?”

“Waaah!”

And recently, the Akatsuki, which expanded to six members and officially declared itself a company, was showing off its refreshing spirit led by Mr. Young-jun and Kkaenam.

Finally, there were us.

“……”

Nod-!

The only visible reaction was us quietly nodding at each other.

After all, keeping today’s plan “confidential” was important.

There was no need to draw unnecessary attention by opening our mouths.

Thus, Lena Land arrived at the grand plaza, ready to announce the start of the festival.

Lena Land: [Hello residents of Lena World. Did you enjoy the Seollal holiday? It feels like it’s been ages since I’ve greeted so many people all at once.]

Waaah-!

Lena Land: [Finally, today is the long-awaited 4th Purge Day! As the number of participants has increased, the prize money has too. The winner today will receive a whopping 5 million Lena! The runner-up gets 3 million, and even 2 million Lena for third place.]

With the introduction of mythic-grade equipment, it was evident that substantial amounts of currency were about to be expended, thus increasing the scale of the prize money.

Of course, considering how mythic-grade equipment devours cash, such prize money was not particularly substantial.

However, it was enough to boost the morale of the companies aiming for victory.

You think the winner’s prize is small?

Then they could just monopolize runner-up and third place to fill up to 10 million Lena.

That ambitious determination from some companies was evident.

Already, a reddish aura seemed to be rising around them.

Lena Land: [And today’s Purge Day features someone wielding a mythic-grade weapon. That would be Tunyang from Sunny Moon! I personally have great expectations for what kind of feats he will show today.]

With that one comment from Lena Land, everyone’s gaze shifted back to Tunyang.

Perhaps today would be the day Tunyang received the most attention in his streaming career?

Just a little earlier, I had sneakily peeked, and viewer numbers were already over 3,000, higher than mine.

This was the result of viewers wanting to see the performance of a mythic-grade weapon in action.

‘But soon, they’ll find out. In the current version, mythic-grade equipment is just pretty on the outside.’

As a returned person, I knew.

When mythic-grade equipment first appeared, its performance was, surprisingly, not that impressive.

Of course, it had better stats than the Netherite equipment, which was previously called endgame gear, but it was nowhere near worth a ceiling price of 100 million Lena.

This would be proven in the battles of today’s Purge Day.

‘Didn’t you fail to overwhelm Oh-ha in a 1:1? The performance is worse than I expected.’

Thus, after today’s Purge Day, complaints from the heads of various companies ensued.

This was content they had eagerly anticipated, and who would challenge mythic-grade equipment if the performance was this ambiguous?

Seeing this as justified, Lena Land and the operators would hold meetings to proceed with an enhancement update for mythic-grade equipment.

From then on, mythic-grade equipment would exhibit power worthy of its reputation.

‘That’s why there’s no need to rush and draw the equipment early. Just prepare it right before the arena. Plus, Tunyang choosing the Witherlight Sword was a really nice choice.’

After today’s battles, the perception of the Witherlight Sword being ‘not great’ would spread among the upper echelons of various companies.

So, everyone would prioritize more functional gear like the Goldenlight Sword or Blazer, unaware that the Witherlight Sword was the strongest in PvP.

This information was an enormous advantage.

Although other companies would take considerable time to reach Witherlight after spending chunks of cash on Goldenlight -> Blazerlight, our company would go directly to the answer from the very first step.

Lena Land: [Now there are 30 seconds left. Which company will produce the winner today? Until now, it has been too one-sided. V-Live Company has dominated the Purge Day, winning three times in a row. Will the traditional V-Live Company rise to the occasion again? I will now start the countdown!]

Tsk! Lena Land’s unnecessary remark at the end momentarily increased the wary attention directed towards us.

However, it didn’t pose any real problem.

Our company’s goal for today’s Purge Day was not victory.

Let them have their fun fighting among themselves.

“We are targeting Owang Company today, take it easy. Okay?”

“Got it. I’ll wish you good luck for a good rank.”

Perhaps because of the trauma from last Purge Day, Mr. Young-jun approached, cautiously glancing our way before the start, and I sent him off with a chuckle.

Worrying too much is a weakness.

Lena Land: [5, 4, 3, 2, 1… I will now begin the 4th Purge Day!]

Boom-!

With Lena Land’s declaration, fireworks shot up into the sky, creating beautiful formations.

At the same time, battle cries echoed as members from each company brandishing their Netherite swords began their charge.

“Hehe! Last time was quite spicy. Owang Company never forgets a grudge!”

Some companies were targeting us.

Specifically, Owang Company, aiming to become the strongest in Lena World.

Members of the PUBG cartel, led by Wangko, charged at us with gleaming eyes.

But…

Flap-!

“Huh?”

We were all wearing wings instead of armor, according to plan.

Moreover, as soon as Lena Land’s signal dropped, we were holding fireworks in our hands.

Waving goodbye to a puzzled Wangko, I said, “Victory? Have you never achieved it yet? No wonder you’re working so hard. We’ll step aside this time; you guys aim for it. Good luck!”

Whoosh-!

With a brief cheer, we all took to the skies and quickly exited the grand plaza.

On the ground stood members of Owang Company, staring up at us like dogs chasing chickens.

“Launch the operation now!”

“Yes!”

“Let’s gooooo!”

“I’ll go with Rissle Company.”

“I’ll be with Owang Company.”

Now begins the secret operation of V-Live Company.