Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 251

Episode 251: Mayo’s Strange Food Mukbang (2)

“The truth is, appetizers exist to stimulate appetite before a proper meal. Therefore, powdered mayonnaise is an excellent appetizer!”

– Um… we’re speaking Korean, right? Why don’t I understand this?

– I think I’m going out for lunch, I think I’m going out for lunch, I think I’m going out for lunch.

– Powdered mayonnaise is an excellent appetizer (note).

The viewers were captivated by Mayo’s heartfelt and intense claim and were unaware that the webcam was already on.

Then, when Mayo expanded the webcam screen to cover about half of the left side, they finally noticed and widened their eyes.

“Alright, Mayo is always serious about mukbang. So, for the past few days, I’ve been diligently selecting the best ingredients. You can see that sincerity here.”

The webcam showed a desk of moderate size.

The first thing that caught their eye was the Oh ○ Gi Gold Mayonnaise, which prominently displayed its label, even though it wasn’t a PPL.

Next to it were stick-shaped powdered milk and a cup of warm water that had been prepared in advance.

– Oh, I see it!

– Ugh, what? I can only see your hand. But has it never seen sunlight? Are you a prisoner in jail? Why are your hands so pale?

– Phew! I can confirm from the hand that it’s not a 100kg person, but are you really just going to show hands like this?

– For real, thinking about the time Seo-a had a webcam, Mayo must have quite a bit of confidence to do this today.

– Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big headed our way?

[User “MiddlesAreGood” has been forcefully kicked out.]

– Hey, haha, got caught trying to cross the line at the end; Seo-a’s eagle eye is something else!

Regardless, the fluid viewers showed more interest in the meal than the ritual.

They were clamoring for Mayo to lean forward just a bit to show her upper body or legs.

Honestly, from this point, it was Mayo’s discretion.

I couldn’t suddenly possess Judakshin and instantly modify Mayo’s physique.

How would Mayo handle this situation?

“I understand what you want. But if I show my true self, it’s too sexy and everyone loses focus on the food. I don’t want to label this broadcast as 19+.”

– ??? Is this person a master of hook collecting?

– Why can’t viewers give chat bans whenever a streamer makes funny noises? I think it’s unfair.

– Confirmed! A hammer is leaving! Mayo, watch your head.

The viewers expressed their dissatisfaction with the aggro.

Eventually, unable to resist the strong public opinion, Mayo leaned forward as if there was no other choice and said,

“I warned you beforehand, so don’t regret it. I’ve worked hard to perfect the pose Seo-a showed during her webcam. Everyone will fall for it.”

The pose I had shown at the café.

Could it be that she was referring to that skill where she intentionally leans forward so her midline precariously hangs over the table?

But Mayo, that’s not a skill just anyone can master.

“Whoa! Hah! This is sexy.”

Unfortunately, our Mayo was a friend whose size was very close to the average size of Korean women.

She might have thought she twisted her body alluringly, but with her skinny frame doing so, it felt like a teenager awkwardly trying on a college sister’s clothes while looking in the mirror.

– Um… no… alright… fighting… being sexy isn’t everything.

– All the adults have left; only kids can come here; this is a kids’ broadcast, haha.

– I thought her hands were small, but her shoulders are narrow and her waist is tiny! She said she was 19, but is she actually a middle schooler? Just looking at her, she seems like she’s not even 160cm tall.

– Our Mayo is acting like it’s time for her to eat her children’s powdered milk.

Mayo’s reality was revealed to the viewers.

Ta-da! The 19-year-old sexy appeal of Mayo turned out to be a stunted little friend who could be mistaken for a middle schooler.

In fact, I was a bit surprised when I first saw her during the test broadcast.

I wondered if she was genuinely a middle schooler pretending to be 19 while broadcasting.

Due to a chaotic home environment, unable to eat and grow properly, that flat explanation made me stop asking any further.

Why Lucy and Mayo live in such an unstable environment.

She added that it wasn’t as bad now as it was before, and I simply acknowledged her statement.

If I started prying with unnecessary sympathy, it could end up hurting her more.

If we get a bit closer, I hope there will come a day when Mayo opens up about it, and I can respond.

“I see there are many comments saying I look like a middle schooler; I admit I might look that way because I’m youthful. And Mayo is still in a growing phase. If I look like this now, I’m honestly scared of how sexy I’ll be after growing up.”

– Hm~ If you’re 19, you’re done growing, right?

– Oh? Then does that mean that next year, she’ll be a legally recognized loli? Yikes!

[User “NoBoysAllowed” has been forcefully kicked out.]

– From today, I appoint Mayo as the head of the flat-chested association.

Fortunately, Mayo continued to engage in natural banter with the viewers, without any wrinkles.

Even if it was a bit different from what they expected, the viewers found amusement in Mayo’s overflowing confidence and cheekiness.

Above all, today’s main content had not even started yet.

“Mayo is a body full of sins. Today also, I’ve created too many followers who fell for my charm. As a gesture of apology, I will earnestly proceed with today’s mukbang.”

With that, little white hands of Mayo opened up a stick of powdered milk and boldly mixed it in with the warm water.

So tiny that it felt like a child was playing house.

She combined all the powdered milk in the stick and vigorously stirred it with a small teaspoon.

Soon, the work was complete and only the final step remained.

– This is cringe, can you please angle the camera away for a moment?

– Ugh! Mixing powdered milk with Oh ○ Gi mayonnaise without holding back, ugh!

– Are you really going to squeeze this in?

Without a hint of hesitation, Mayo pressed the mayonnaise bottle and added a lump that would amount to two tablespoons into the cup of powdered milk.

The viewers sighed at the ruthlessness that gave them no time to prepare mentally.

The chat room erupted with cries demanding compensation for the damage to their eyesight caused by this eyeball terror.

“Those who cannot appreciate the taste are saying all sorts of things. Once you try this, you will surely awaken to true gourmet experiences.”

– If that’s what gourmet means, I’d rather live forever with my eyes closed, haha.

– Please just mix the mayonnaise properly; even seeing it floating in lumps is… ugh!

– Is the color of the powdered milk actually changing?

“Well then, without wasting time, I’m going to go for it hot and quick. Everyone, cheers!”

As Mayo held out the cup towards the camera, showing her vividly lined contents, she quickly gulped it down without hesitation.

Gulp, gulp—!

Though they couldn’t see it in the webcam, the realistic sound and the high-quality virtual avatar reflected Mayo’s expressions in real time.

“Ah! This is the taste I’m talking about. The unpleasant aftertaste of powdered milk is perfectly covered by the mayonnaise, creating a smooth blend.”

– Haha? Am I really hearing Korean right now?

– No way, while eating powdered milk mixed with mayonnaise, she’s actually judging it.

– Ew! I’m Baby Mayo who loves powdered milk!

With the audacity of downing the mayonnaise powdered milk in one go, even the viewers couldn’t hide their admiration… no, their shock.

How could anyone have such exquisite taste that would make the neighbors’ dogs howl?

“I’ve neatly cleared the first dish. Now I’m going to move on to the next one.”

Having already arranged for delivery before the broadcast, preparing the food was quick.

The next dish that appeared was Hong-eo-sam-hap.

A delicacy known for being enjoyed by a niche group, consisting of steamed pork and fermented stingray, served with kimchi.

But what if it were combined with mayonnaise?!

“Ugh! This smells too awful. My keen sense of smell has been hurt by this scent.”

Hong-eo-sam-hap artfully placed in a white dish.

Originally, it should have been the white stingray and pork wrapped by red kimchi, but instead, mayonnaise covered all of that.

Is this the mayonnaise-drenched Hong-eo-sam-hap!?

“Ugh! My nose… my nose feels weird!”

As Mayo’s virtual avatar made a distressed face and fidgeted, the chat room quickly filled with “hahaha.”

While it’s said that she’ll eat anything with mayonnaise, the smell was another issue.

With the feeling of her nose being completely blocked, a new reaction emerged as she suddenly stood up and anxiously stomped her feet.

– Finally, I found Mayo’s life food, cha-cha!

– The self-proclaimed mukbang master of bizarre food calls for the cut! From now on, Mayo is the Hong-eo-bae. No need to talk about balance.

– Hong-eo-bae is hilarious!

“Ugh… finally, it’s time for dessert. Mayo has lived and died with a weird nose.”

The final strange food was a very simple combination.

A classic in the mukbang world: the combination of cheesecake and kimchi!

And then, she squeezed heaps of mayonnaise on top.

– Ugh;; just looking at it makes my stomach churn.

– But since there’s kimchi, it might not be too bad? Kimchi does a good job of balancing the greasiness.

– If I were kimchi, I’d think, between cheesecake and mayonnaise, just k*ll me already~.

“Well then, I’m going straight in. Nom!”

Mayo’s avatar, seeming to take a large bite, constantly moved her mouth.

The viewers all waited in anticipation for Mayo’s tasting review.

“The softness of the cheesecake and the crunchiness of the kimchi contrast beautifully. And the mayonnaise on top adds a creamy touch while enhancing the nutty flavor—it’s a perfect dessert! I highly recommend it to everyone!”

– Haha? Is she actually manipulating the restaurant review score here?

– Seriously, that’s malicious; I’m going to report this.

– Wait, this is a mukbang about strange food, yet why is she eating everything except the Hong-eo? It’s ridiculous, haha.

– Sigh… It’s been a while since I’ve felt this challenge spirit; let’s go for a second round of strange food; this time I’ll truly give a recommendation.

– I’ll also bring out my hidden gem of a strange food; hey, restaurant owner, hurry up and roll the dough again!

Originally, strange food mukbang is content where viewers enjoy watching streamers struggle, but instead, viewers were fired up because of Mayo boasting about her good taste.

The viewers clamored for a second round of strange food mukbang.

Many regretted that they should have suggested harsher menu items during the funding since Mayo had raised her nose at just this.

“You all are too bland and cannot satisfy my gourmet taste. You should strive harder.”

As expected from a League of Legends user who causes disruption, Mayo launched a massive taunt.

In that moment, I could be certain.

Today, at this very place, the number one of Pangea TV’s virtual strange food mukbang was born.