Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 240
Episode 240: There Was No Justice
The Lunar New Year can be said to be the most representative holiday of our people.
I respectfully bow to the elderly relatives, hear their blessings, and eat rice cake soup.
Although the heavy traffic on the highway while going down to the countryside causes stress, it’s true that I have more pleasant memories.
After all, the sweetness of “sebae money” was an immense memory for a young heart.
Of course, there is a sad legend that circulates among children in South Korea, which is that most of that money is taken away by their mothers.
“Where did that sebae money go that was supposed to be returned when I grow up?”
It remained an unsolved mystery.
“Anyway, what’s important now is that I want to express my gratitude to my fans with a deep bow. That’s why I wore this pretty hanbok and equipped the full tracker, right? Thank you so much for last year, and I look forward to this year as well.”
– Oh yeah! I got it, so let’s at least see you do a deep bow and see how sincere you are.
– You know it’s a national rule to pretend to bow and lose balance, right?
– You’re still impressive though, hehe. Many streamers just quickly turn on their broadcast and make money on Lunar New Year, but you’re properly bowing.
Checking the favorable opinions of the viewers, I elegantly performed a deep bow with graceful posture and gestures.
It was the result of 10 minutes of hard practice after finding a YouTube video yesterday.
“If I had bowed in a habitually masculine way, those mischievous guys wouldn’t have let it slide.”
Just look at them.
In between compliments about my graceful appearance, there were groups arguing if I should have bowed in a masculine way.
[Seo-Ah-nim has sponsored 5 candies.]
– Seo-Ah, pretending to be a modest, decent bride doesn’t suit you at all, hehe.
“……”
It really annoys me that the leading figure of these opinionated haters is the vice chairman of my broadcast.
Hey, vice chairman! When are you going to grow up?
I almost raised my middle finger involuntarily but managed to restrain myself and imposed a 10-minute chat ban penalty.
Anyway, I’ve done the deep bow, so I should do what needs to be done.
I politely knelt down again and extended my hand towards the screen.
“Dear viewers, please give me sebae money! Wink!”
No, if I’ve performed a bow, I should receive sebae money.
Isn’t that obvious?
The chat room was flooded with the word “muck” (a derogatory term).
***
Yes, yes, there was a brief commotion.
Seo-Ah’s broadcast is very safe, so don’t worry!
Having finished the playful opening, I brought out the content prepared for today.
It is, of course, our nation’s traditional game that cannot be missing during the holiday!
… To be honest, I haven’t played it much except when I was a child.
The frequency of gathering at family homes has been gradually decreasing.
Anyway, the game Yutnori is the protagonist, which most people in our country at least know how to play.
“Yutnori is of course from Net○ble. Is there any brave warrior who dares to challenge me, the champion? By the way, I was renowned among my cousins for my skills in Yutnori back in my youth.”
– After 30 years of living a life solely with Yutnori, the day to flaunt my talent has finally arrived.
– But are we just playing it? It’s more fun when there’s something at stake.
– Let’s compete! I even studied in Italy just to get good at Yutnori; I’m the real pro.
“Of course, in the world of competition, nothing is free! There is a participation fee of 100 candies. However, if the participant wins, they will distribute 5 chicken gift certificates to themselves and random viewers!”
I collected a participation fee to prepare for any potential chaotic events.
And if it was just free, there would be too many applicants.
Honestly, 100 candies isn’t an excessively burdensome amount.
Asking for applicants to compete, seven people instantly raised their hands.
Oh wow! Among them was the always playful vice chairman.
Alright, today I’m going to teach him a lesson in Yutnori.
Vice chairman, come out!
[Seo-Ah-nim has sponsored 100 candies.]
– Get ready, I’m not the type to go easy just because you’re a girl.
Since a chicken gift certificate was at stake, the fans were cheering for the vice chairman.
Hmph! I don’t care about that support at all.
Originally, the victory of an underdog has a thrill of its own.
I directly accessed the channel to set up a private room and waited for the vice chairman to join.
– LOL? What’s up with the nickname Seo-Ah-Gondyu? Ah, I can hear dentures clattering somewhere.
– To be honest, Seo-Ah-Gondyu is a bit lame.
– Seo-Ah, it’s Lunar New Year today, did you have rice cake soup? Our Seo-Ah turns a year older now; you need to get a grip.
“……”
The chicken’s slaves trying to shake my mental state from the start, cowardly.
But after experiencing the spicy taste of a small company, this is nothing.
Soon, the vice chairman connected, and we pondered over our character selections.
“I think the vice chairman should be Ttuktuki, so I’ll recommend it. I kind of want to smash your head… Ah, my true feelings slipped out. Sorry.”
– Seo-Ah should take Grandma as a character; the sync rate with the foul-mouthed grandma is 100%.
A fierce psychological battle from the start.
After a moment of consideration, I chose the alluring Gumi-ho character, “Miho.”
Oh, there’s a character with the same name as my sister Miho?
The Gumi-ho setting is identical as well.
– Whoa, LOL, Miho, you’ve been violating copyright all along?
– Miho, goodbye~ I won’t come to see you far away.
-V-Story)V-Live Crew was originally four people.
Anyway, they are so dramatic.
Do you think a large company like Net○ble cares about small-time broadcasters like us?
If necessary, I can change my nickname to Miwu or Mio.
While I was bickering with the viewers, the vice chairman chose “Meokgu.”
Looking at the character description, it mentioned that it was a gluttonous food spirit who ranked first in a eating contest. When I asked why he picked this, he confidently said it was a cheating character.
“Then let’s begin. It’s my turn to make the first move.”
I clicked on the Yut sticks gathered on the right side of the screen with my mouse and adjusted the gauge.
For a man, it must be full power.
In such competitions, confidence is crucial!
“Let’s go!!!”
Whoosh-!
Yut sticks slicing crisply through the air.
I was expecting a Yut or something.
[It’s a fall!]
“…….”
– Is there really a streamer who gets a fall right from the start?
– Wow! The broadcast god, Daeseoa! Praise her!
– I will enjoy the chicken, Yami!
Ignoring the angry responses of the viewers, it was the vice chairman’s first turn!
[It’s a go!]
Hmm, that’s a bit ambiguous.
If it had been a dog or a pig, I would have had the chance to eat an opponent’s piece and roll again.
But since it’s still early on, I have no reason to hesitate.
I rolled the Yut again with confidence.
[It’s a dog!]
“Ah, cr*p……”
This makes me uneasy.
Sure enough, the vice chairman, who got a dog, took out his second piece and gobbled up my piece, giving him the chance to roll again.
– Yami! Delicious! Oishi! Seo-Ah, you’re letting me win now, right? Right? Honestly, I shouldn’t be this bad.
“……”
Seeing the vice chairman being so dramatic, I suddenly felt tension building in my forehead.
Phew! Let’s calm down.
There’s still a long way to go.
This game requires all four pieces to pass the finish line to win.
[It’s a go! It’s a dog!]
“Ah, come on! This is cheating!”
He took his third piece, combined it with the two dogs, and moved five spaces.
In an instant, the Yut board now held three pieces of the vice chairman, while I hadn’t even started.
“That’s absurd!”
But I won’t back down.
No matter how unfavorable the situation, if I keep trying without giving up, a path will surely open.
[It’s a Yut!]
“Finally! You feel good for a while, right, stupid vice chairman? If a dog comes out this time, you’re finished!”
Since I threw a Yut, I got another chance to roll.
If I get a dog here, I can capture the two combined pieces that had moved ahead with a dog and a pig, which would reverse the tide in an instant.
“Huuh, huuh!”
What’s making me so tense?
Stay calm… and trust in myself.
“I believe in myself, and I am the strongest!”
Rumble, although I’m the top champion, let your power flow to me today!
Whoosh-!
With an exciting sound effect, the Yut sticks unfolded.
My gaze darted towards the Yut board faster than anyone else’s.
One, two, three… Three sticks were flipping over towards the sky.
It was a dog.
I… I can’t believe I actually did it.
Is justice really meant to prevail?
Just as I was about to cheer excitedly.
The heartless system message obscured my view.
[It’s a fall!]
“……”
The fourth piece fell outside the Yut board, unnoticed in my excitement.
“Why?!”
There was no justice.