Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 210

Episode 210: Company Personnel

Saturday, January 7.

Today’s Purge Day is a pass.

It’s the day Lena Land appears on Pangea TV’s official broadcast, so we decided to skip it this time.

Since we thought that there was almost no chance of winning from now on, it was a good opportunity for us to let it slide.

We could maintain the winner’s buff for at least another week.

Huh? What’s the winner’s buff, you ask?

On January 25, Seoa said, [We have a new employee joining our company starting today. His name is Na-roshi, and we would appreciate everyone’s attention and kindness!]

Just by typing in the chat, automatic birthday promotions would activate; could we hold back from that?

The title’s duration was extended by a week, so I felt like I hit the jackpot.

On the other hand, Owang Company, itching to avenge its humiliation from the third round, complained about how meaningless it felt.

“Wow, this guy’s really something!”

“No, he’s not!”

“I’m not just saying this; he mines well and builds well. He’s a versatile worker.”

Na-roshi, who appeared early in the morning, tried various tasks like mining, farming, and building for about an hour, following Supniti and Han A-yeon, and everywhere he went, he received high praise.

As I thought, he’s a Minecraft all-around hexagonal talent!

Moreover, Na-roshi’s contributions didn’t stop there.

“Uh, I’m worried that I might be too presumptuous from the start.”

“Not at all, just speak comfortably.”

“Okay! Looking at the farm’s structure, it seems like you’re trying to make Ratatouille, but onions and carrots apply the pickaxe’s luck attribute, while beets and tomatoes don’t have that attribute. So, there’s bound to be a difference in yield, and in that regard, to maximize efficiency without leaving surplus crops, we should reduce the size of the onion and carrot fields and instead expand the beets and tomatoes while calculating the optimal farming routes…”

“Uh, uh? Um, wait a moment.”

“Shall I explain it again?”

Even though I love calculating and planning, there are so many tasks at hand that I couldn’t delve into such detailed aspects.

Na-roshi perfectly pointed out and addressed that gap.

The other employees listening from the back had expressions asking what kind of alien language this was, but as a returned person, I understood what Na-roshi was trying to convey.

‘He’s talking about optimizing Ratatouille production. Every cycle of a large farm, farming without leaving surplus crops… and it should precisely line up with the most efficient routes and layouts.’

Before the regression, Na-roshi had already made a name for himself with agricultural optimization.

Even if the same hour of Ratatouille farming was done, Na-roshi’s farm would yield 800,000 to 1,000,000 Lena, while others would yield only 600,000 to 800,000 Lena.

So, I remember everyone rushed to benchmark at Na-roshi’s farm.

“Alright, alright. Everyone change things right away as Na-roshi says.”

“Um? Is that okay? Na-roshi has only been here for two days.”

“I’ll take responsibility for it; just proceed.”

“Thank you for trusting me, Master!”

Though I understood the other employees’ concerns, as a returned person, I was only looking forward to Na-roshi’s performance even more.

This makes our company personnel seven.

I’m slightly contemplating at this timing.

‘It feels like it’s time to start discussing large buildings… landmark construction. Is it to end here? Or should we add one more person?’

Landmark construction is a project that the company stakes its very existence on.

Of course, since there’s still about half a year left until Lena World ends, we could attempt it again later, but for that, the previous results need to be satisfactory enough to get fans to willingly open their wallets once again.

Thus, this attempt was incredibly important.

‘It’s not just talk. Remember the huge amount of candy involved in landmark construction.’

When I followed Lucy to Pangea TV before the regression, the most talked-about topics in the community were the funding amounts for the challenge missions related to landmark construction.

Akatsuki managed to fund 1.12 million candy with just six people, while Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s MuYang Group set the all-time highest record for Lena World construction funding with 1.4 million candy.

Of course, MuYang Group had 16 participants in the challenge mission, so per capita, they fell behind Akatsuki, but it couldn’t be that simply compared.

With more people, the ratio of surplus candy distributed gets challenging.

In addition, Owang Company recorded a construction funding of 800,000 candy and achieved the highest number of construction fundings.

The third round? Fourth round? I can’t remember the exact number.

In any case, they drained viewers’ wallets significantly.

That means that the proportion of landmarks built by Owang Company in the server was also high.

Rissle Company also had 650,000, and Sunny Moon, while it didn’t officially conduct construction funding, I know that significant surplus fell through materials supplied to its individual staff.

Truly, a paradise flowing with milk and honey—Lena World.

To smoothly receive funding for the landmark construction, thorough planning and early preparations were needed.

If I suddenly told fans, “We’ll fund our landmark construction in a week,” many would be taken aback.

There was a chance salary day could become an issue, and I should at least inform them about a fortnight in advance so the viewers could prepare their wallets.

‘In that sense, it seems we should hold a meeting sometime next week. Ideally, it would be even better to finalize the funding date soon.’

Thinking about the steadily rising stock price of Pangea TV in January, I couldn’t hide my desire to receive funding as soon as possible for investments.

However, as I thought about that, an event I had overlooked suddenly filled my mind.

‘Speaking of which, my birthday is at the end of this month, right?’

An ultra-special event that I absolutely cannot skip as a streamer.

Moreover, it comes only once a year.

If I miss this opportunity, I would have to wait a long time until the cooldown cycle comes around again.

‘With this, the necessity to speed up the construction funding has increased.’

I felt guilty about it, but there was no other choice.

If the construction funding and my birthday are close together, it would mean squeezing out my already empty wallet once again.

Someone might denounce me as a money-grubbing person, but I was well aware of the tendencies of fans of the streaming world.

‘The ones who are truly clueless will only support the main base, but general viewers are quite different.’

The fluid culture is exceptionally developed at Pangea TV.

Just from my broadcast alone, a significant number came from the fluid movements due to Lena World.

Viewers wandering around for their daily dopamine.

Would they truly exhibit patience easily?

‘Dtal-kak!’ With just some trigger and justification, this audience’s wallets open up smoothly.

If I don’t pull in performance from my room, they’ll just end up draining their wallets from other streams.

‘The candies I’ve charged in advance for sponsoring. I’ll just sweep them all away.’

If this mindset is being money-grubbing, well, yes, I’m crazy for candies.

Starting today, I’ll be money-grubbing.

The popularity of a streamer is ephemeral, like bubbles.

Before the January revival of Lena World ends, it’s best to extract the honey while I can.

The moment Buck Minam Park Bong-sik makes his return, the fluid audience from Lena World will likely decrease by nearly half.

By then, most of the viewers will focus on choosing their main viewing company.

‘In that sense, I need to realize the landmark plan as soon as possible. To do that, I need to finalize the schedule through a meeting.’

The schedule problem could probably be handled through a secret meeting, but it would be a waste to do it that way.

Such a significant matter should be conducted live to instill a sense of immersion in the viewers.

Since time immemorial, ‘meeting streaming’ is a bold force that exists regardless of the type of content.

Just the phrase about holding a meeting in the community would attract a crowd to take their seats.

‘Ultimately, the crux lies in whether to stay with seven members or to increase it to eight.’

We initially aimed for a small elite company, with the maximum being eight members.

Going beyond that would make it difficult to distribute surplus effectively and highlight the charm of each individual member.

What was the main focal point for Akatsuki to gain significant attention?

With only six members, the interest in each individual was high, making it easier for them to showcase their charms.

‘MuYang Group and Owang Company had a hard time with that. Only popular picks among a small group received interest while the rest felt like they were working like slaves.’

At least they were fortunate to receive candy surplus, one could say?

In any case, as our goal is a small elite team, I decided to confirm the company personnel this time.

‘Shall I raise this as a meeting agenda? I need to hear everyone’s opinions anyway.’

It was a day full of deep thoughts.