Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 204

Chapter 204: The Conspiracy of Panbang Gallery

The Bansel sh**t went more enjoyably than expected.

As I interacted with the buyers, the broadcast angle was well set, and since they all thought they could become future customers, even those who didn’t participate in this Bansel purchase showed high chat participation.

‘If the number of viewers increases, this is a scam.’

In reality, no matter how good the ad-libs and speaking skills of the streamer are, it’s not possible to hit a home run every time during interactions.

Just take baseball as an example.

Isn’t a batting average of .300 considered successful?

Satisfying viewers every time is no easy feat.

Moreover, there are realms that cannot be crossed with just individual talents, no matter how much you challenge them.

In such situations, the only outlet available to the streamer was inevitably the ‘chat room.’

‘Being able to pick up funny chats is also a skill of the streamer.’

Furthermore, if the streamer’s reactions are good, viewers who participated in the chat feel proud and have fun, leading to a positive cycle of greater participation in the broadcast.

On the other hand, just look at broadcasts with low chat activity.

The atmosphere is truly hellish.

Even the streamer gets tired of talking alone and their tension dips; naturally, this makes it harder for viewers to feel encouraged to chat.

That cycle of negativity repeats itself.

For that reason, viewer engagement, even if it’s not at the level of d*e-hard fans, leads to the appreciation of active chatters.

– Back cat! Always the back cat pose! Wacky-pa!

– Is it possible to do a pose with legs stretched out and showing the soles of the feet?

– I will confidently admit I am a mid-fan, please ask me to bend forward and extend as much as possible.

“…….”

Should these kinds of chats be considered precious?

Still, looking at the abundance of chats, it seems the atmosphere of today’s broadcast has come to life.

We continuously filmed while changing outfits and locations.

When we shot the SSR-grade Bansel, we even gave them the choice of outfits.

This level of privilege might encourage them to spin the roulette diligently next time.

– I don’t need anything else, just stockings… in black!

– Underboob! Underboob! Underboob!

– Do you happen to know the combination of missing bottoms and an oversized shirt?

“…….”

But do these people think what I sold through the roulette was an R-rated Bansel from earlier?

I raised my finger as a sign to stop the nonsense.

Huh! If only my fingers were intact, I would have shown it off confidently.

At the same time, I thought.

I’ve heard that cunning individuals pull a fox act and slyly show their panties in situations like this, pretending it was a mistake.

Huh? Who on earth is doing that?

It’s none other than Miho, who is slyly taking the sexy, R-rated route.

There is indeed a solid demand for that direction.

Since it’s a strategy for survival, I told her to just be careful about the level of exposure.

I wouldn’t want to get caught by the moderators from Panpole (Pangea TV Police) and accumulate warnings, losing my Best Streamer badge, and worse, facing suspension.

“It’s, it’s over!”

“Oh dear. Thank you for your hard work.”

“Let me know right after the first edit is done.”

“Yes, yes. I’ll finish up quickly and contact you.”

It seems to have taken almost four hours.

I’m glad it wrapped up before the Full Tracker operation time ended.

Indeed, a pro is a pro.

If I had filmed alone, it would have taken several times longer due to the high number of winners than now.

There would also be time consumed by editing and creating GIFs.

“The Bansel will go through feedback and rework after the first edit is out… I think I can upload it to the broadcasting station by around next week. Phew! Let’s take a 10-minute break and then get right into the 10-second voice recording.”

The 10-second voice recording item for this roulette was originally conceived as a morning call.

However, limiting its use to just a morning call seemed boring.

So, I decided to maintain the 10-second duration while lifting the usage restriction.

Of course, as explained beforehand, R-rated lines were excluded.

“Ugh… it’s stiff. I’m back. Let’s start working again.”

– Seoa, we can wait, so don’t rush to finish next time. Just take your time; we’re smoking buddies~

– No, no, it’s not cigarettes; it’s Seoa community enthusiast. They probably sneaked in to search for community posts, lol.

– So when will Mark be on today? I’m currently experiencing real-time signal loss, so apologize to Diamond!

“Those who keep making cigarette jokes should behave before they get punished. And I’m someone who… ahem, doesn’t know what community means. Also, I have no Minecraft plans today.”

Quickly, I tidied up the chat room and immediately prepared for recording.

Homework must be handled swiftly.

For the recording lines, I made a post in the broadcasting station to collect responses via comments, so there was no need for any bothersome process of giving them thinking time.

“Alright, let’s check the first request content. It’s a comment from JustStraightTet.”

[Looking up at the sky until my dying day

Without a spot of shame

Even in the wind that shakes the leaves

I suffered

With a heart that sings to the stars

I must love all that is dying

And I shall walk the path

That was given to me

Even tonight, the stars brush against the wind]

“…… Sir? Are you trying to make me recite poetry? No, this isn’t right. JustStraightTet, come out and explain.”

– Yes! I will explain. The title of the poem is “First Song!” It was written by Yun Dong-ju on November 20, 1941, and is included in the posthumous collection of poems “Sky, Wind, Stars, and Poems”…

“No, no, not that kind of explanation; do you really want this for a 10-second voice recording? And no matter how I look at it, it seems it would take more than 20 seconds.”

– Please sing it like Outsider’s “Lonely,” then it can definitely be a 10-second cut.

“…….”

Look at this person?

From the very beginning, a challenging black consumer has appeared.

Huh! But I am a pro.

Since I was paid, I have to do what needs to be done.

It was a demanding mission, but after about three attempts, I managed to finish the recording safely.

“Phew… is this all? Next!”

Despite feeling embarrassed by the viewers’ continuous laughter, I halted several times; if I couldn’t handle this much, I wouldn’t have started as a streamer in the first place.

[Magic Girl Kawaii Lovely Zikundokun Bakkutogun Luluping]

“Eh?”

[Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!]

“Eh?!”

The real trial began.

***

– Seoa, you gobbled up 220,000 last time with the roulette

Your eyes rolled, so hurry and finish your homework to do it again

Just look at me broadcasting while doing homework, what a money thief!!

Even if I work hard on my homework, it still feels like a hassle.

Wow, can you sell off 220,000 Daeseoa and 180,000 Park Nana and 130,000 Baio gently?

– It’s so disgusting to see Seoa’s fans pushing each other up.

– Ugh… I really don’t want to see the Decrescendo disband and those Bradan guys acting like they’re number one.

I really want to mess them up; is there no way?

– What is Bradan?

– Are you a gallery newbie? V-Live -> Braive -> Bradan.

– But why are so many no-cam mentions popping up like idiots? Are they not doing human broadcasts?

– Breaking news) Seo A-ryeon applied for an interview with Na-roshi. Isn’t she a feminist who got kicked out of Prika?

If she passes the interview, we can directly link her as a feminist.

– But wasn’t she already clarified and withdrawn? I saw it last time; she was doing her personal broadcast without any issues.

– No one watched her apology broadcast after leaving Prika; I wonder if there were even 200 viewers during that time?

– But if you just link it, it seems to end with a breakup ending; is there any usable footage among Seo A-ryeon’s videos? Try to touch it gently to make a decent picture.

‘Look at these guys?’

The malicious individuals from Panbang Gallery, who I thought had quieted down after the Mi○T incident.

Before long, they were quietly plotting again.

This time, it seemed they were trying to catch something using Na-roshi.

‘They really have nothing better to do. If they had studied with this effort, they’d have gotten into Seoul National University.’

After barely finishing the voice recording and resting in a disheveled state after the broadcast, a message arrived.

It was from that very subaccount which had previously tipped me off about the conspiracy of Panbang Gallery.

So I thought I’d peek at Panbang Gallery, and this situation was unfolding.

‘Since I know the materials from my clarification broadcast still exist, there shouldn’t be any issues… No, maybe this is a good opportunity?’

I slowly began to skim through the posts in Panbang Gallery to collect data.

I thought it would be beneficial in the long run to put these rising malicious individuals in their place this time.

‘I’ve also been called a community enthusiast back in the day.’

Of course, I wasn’t active in a malicious gallery.

For the first time in a while, the gallery member’s spirit was ignited.