Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 20

Episode 20: Issues Swallowing Issues

When I changed from Seo Min-jun to Seo Min-ah.

What I confirmed that day was none other than my talent for broadcasting.

Singing [★★★☆☆]

Drawing [★☆☆☆☆]

Dancing [★★★★☆]

Gaming [★★★★☆]

These were the most prominent talents that stood out in the broadcast.

Unfortunately, my voice, which is highly evaluated as a virtual idol, was only average.

Ah, that’s not the important part right now.

Seo Min-ah inherited most of Seo Min-jun’s abilities.

There might be some balance adjustment due to the gender change, but that was the case.

What that means is, I was good at dancing even when I was a boy.

In fact, it wasn’t limited to dancing—if it involved using my body, I was mostly able to do it with ease.

Soccer, baseball, badminton, swimming, and so on.

So until my first year of high school, I participated in sports activities, but I had to quit suddenly as my family situation worsened.

Sports require more money than one might think.

Huh? What the hell am I trying to say?

Ah, foolish ones.

Do you still not get it? What I’m doing right now is ‘boasting.’

Huh? I’m not just good at dancing, I also excel in various sports, and when it comes to physical activities, I’m generally good at everything.

So, hurry up and sponsor me with some candy, you little brats.

– Haha, look at the concept they’ve created

[Virtual is Nibdeok-nim sponsored 100 candies.]

– This person broadcasts well

– Money monster Seoa on

– But Seo A-ryeon, if you can dance like this, why not show it a bit more often? Have you been neglecting your fans? Haha

[Our House 70-pyeong-nim sponsored 300 candies.]

– You dance pretty well, ㅎㅎ How much does Bangsel cost?

The overheated reactions coming up in the chat room.

I took a short breath to compose myself and subtly raised my full tracking equipment to check my location.

Phew! Thankfully I didn’t move much this time.

Since the room was quite small, I had to clear the bed away to fully use the full tracking equipment.

Even so, I was startled every time I bumped into a chair or wall.

I put the equipment back on and responded to the enthusiastic chats one by one.

“Wow! I really, really enjoyed it, Seo-Ah-nim. Wait, do you happen to be in a dance club or something? This isn’t the skill of an ordinary person. You’re truly in my top three Zerotwo experiences…”

“Excuse me, Yo-jjang. You’re being a bit rude. Can’t you see I’m communicating with the viewers? Ah! Thank you so much, Seo-Mat-Malatang-nim for the 300 candies. Hearts, hearts!”

“…….”

– Nibdeok, Nibdeok, Nibdeok!

– The Tikitaka is insane, haha it’s been 10 years of Sayoh broadcasting but not a bit behind

– Wow.. Seo-Ah-nim, is this what you were like? I’m just seeing the broadcast for the first time after reading posts in the community, it’s amazing

Soon, the chat sentiment from Sayoh’s room, which surpassed ten thousand viewers, was actively supporting me.

Yeah. This is broadcasting, and this is Yasuji.

“Hemhem, Seo-Ah-nim, can we start having a conversation soon?”

“Ah! You’re my favorite, Yo-jjang. What’s up? Feel free to say anything without hesitation.”

“…… Uh, so, um.”

– I’ve never seen Sayoh really lose her words before

– It’s so shameless that it’s actually funny, haha

– Seo-Ah.. A monster born from broadcasting;;

– Let’s check out other dances besides Zerotwo, let’s go

“Originally, I was supposed to introduce myself and go through the broadcast in order and have a little fun, but with you, Seo-Ah-nim, you suddenly started with VR chat without any of that. So, I’d like to hear a brief self-introduction or any talents you’d like to showcase to the viewers? Is that okay?”

“Of course. It’s absolutely possible.”

Maybe because my broadcasting sense pleased Sayoh, I was given time to appeal in front of more than ten thousand viewers.

If I couldn’t take this opportunity, I’d have to question my qualifications as a streamer.

Without a hint of hesitation, I took a step forward.

My jet-black hair flowed just past my shoulders.

And a character with ruby-like sparkling red eyes and a cute smile.

My outfit was a clean, school-themed look with a white shirt and black skirt.

‘If only I had more time, I could have revealed other outfits.’

I had several outfit concepts planned for occasions like this, but due to lack of money and time, they had to be postponed.

It’s a shame, but there’s nothing I can do about it.

Still, the reaction from the viewers wasn’t bad.

Especially, there were many comments comparing the quality of the avatars of the other virtual streamers I saw today.

Many were seeing virtual streamers for the first time, so they wouldn’t have noticed each one separately.

But today, as Sayoh went around from broadcast to broadcast, the viewers were starting to develop an eye for virtual avatars.

‘I didn’t just pay a premium for a future popular creator to design my avatar for nothing. There’s nowhere that cares about visuals as much as the streaming community.’

The upcoming virtual idol audition.

Even if I couldn’t sing, I knew that sometimes popularity could just be based on having a pretty avatar.

I’d snatch up all those positions.

“Hello. I am Seo-Ah, the only pure-bl**d virtual streamer on Pangea TV debuted on September 10th. I’ll give a big hello to all the viewer hyungs.”

I paused in the middle of my introduction and stealthily approached the wall.

As I moved after greeting the viewers, Sayoh’s avatar followed with a puzzled expression.

“Uh, um?”

Then it jumped back in shock.

Why? Because I suddenly did a handstand.

Ahh, even though I practiced beforehand, it’s not easy at all.

Because of the equipment, my view in reality is limited, worrying about colliding with walls causes my instinct to tense up.

But for this moment, I boldly attempted it.

Remember, more than ten thousand people are watching right now.

I’d make sure to leave a lasting impression of ‘me.’

– What the hell, haha how did she even do that?

– No way, it’s not like a muscular man, and a woman is doing a grand gesture? She’s really something else.

– Uh, um? I see it! It’s white!

– Judge, I have nothing to do with the above chat, clink clink

– Wow, this is virtual! Is virtual a god?

– What am I looking at right now? What am I looking at right now? What am I looking at right now?

An incomprehensibly shocking greeting.

How would people receive the appearance of a virtual streamer suddenly performing a handstand?

Regardless of anything else, one thing was certain.

‘For the time being, I own all virtual issues.’

What did I show today?

Broadcasting skills, dancing, avatar, and impact.

I didn’t leave anything out; I covered it all.

Recently, for the past two days, malicious individuals secretly held a Gold Cup comparing transfer virtual streamers while wearing masks in the FM community.

After today’s broadcast, they probably won’t be seen for a while.

Unless they have such peculiar tastes that they enjoy being recommended against and receiving hate comments.

“Um… is, um, is that okay?”

“Yes. Ah! Back in my prime, I could do it for five minutes, but as I age, it’s not easy anymore. If only I could be a year younger.”

“…….”

Bringing up age in front of someone born in ’91!

I raised my energy once more as I silenced Sayoh and continued my introduction.

“I’m 23 years old! Born in ‘00, and I got my certification through Yoon-seo Law. I really love games and even more love candy sponsorships. What I dislike are refund notes for candy sponsorships. Anyone like that is going straight to the blacklist, so don’t send me messages.”

– Yoon-seo Law is the ultimate

– Being openly a money monster makes me like her more, haha

– Wow, if this is virtual, it might be worth watching?

– If you think of it as just an upgrade from no-cam…

– Seo-Ah is a well-known money monster on Pangea TV

With the favorable reactions of the viewers behind me, I bent my head down normally and bowed once more.

“Then, I’ll ask for your continued support. Please come to my broadcasts often, oppas♥”

Wink-!

Ending with a wink, the black-haired red-eyed girl received thunderous applause in the chat room.

Ah, yes. This is broadcasting.

The protagonist of this day was surely me, and I believed it.

***

“Is it a transfer? That’s a bit of a sensitive issue, so I’ll think about it a bit more before making a decision. After all, I’m not alone, so it’s difficult to disclose it right away.”

– Lena Lena’s Land~

– Is this person really that famous voice actor? For real

[Yeolpacham Mania-nim sponsored 100 candies.]

– Is Yeolpacham possible?

[Yeolpacham Mania-nim has been forcefully removed.]

– Lena Universe, a super famous corporate streamer on Lebit TV

– I heard their affiliated virtual streamers are over 30!

– So they’re planning to transfer as a group right now?

“Still, I’ll think positively about it for now. Honestly, I was quite surprised. I thought Pangea TV would have a lot of strange rumors and be very negative about virtuals, but I didn’t expect more than ten thousand people to welcome me like this. I’m really grateful.”

The very day I was convinced I would become the protagonist.

A major issue was swallowed by an even bigger issue.

The emergence of Pangea TV’s first virtual corporate.