Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 194

Episode 194: Brewing Soup

The various companies of Lena World are slowly waking up, stretching, and preparing for a fierce competition as they assert their influence.

It’s a very important time, but managing the core fans in such a situation is absolutely intolerable.

I’ve felt the uneasy atmosphere from long-time fans in the chat room recently.

It seems that with the influx of many new viewers through Lena World, the existing broadcast atmosphere is changing in a way that isn’t pleasing.

Of course, that doesn’t mean I can exclusively cater to the existing fans.

If I do that, I might be able to keep the loyal supporters, but the influx will stop, slowing down future growth.

Ultimately, a streamer needs to have a somewhat fluid-friendly broadcasting stance to grow their stature.

If I plan to just stick around with a fixed audience of about 50-100 viewers and make a decent amount of income, then it’s fine to cater only to the existing fans.

“That means I need to brew the soup thickly now and then, to keep the old fans engaged. That way, even if my stature grows, they’ll still feel cared for.”

Today is the perfect timing for that.

January 5th, Thursday.

Tomorrow and the day after, I’ll be busy preparing and executing Purge Day.

Effectively, today is the only day I have free time.

I’ve told the company staff to just meet their basic quotas today and to take care of their personal broadcasts.

While Minecraft is indeed a fresh content that the viewers of Pangea TV are experiencing for the first time, it has been ongoing for a month now.

People can’t live on rice alone.

Sometimes, it’s only natural to dine out and enjoy some sweet desserts.

“So today, I’ve brought some fresh content! It’s the New Girl Exploration of Pangea TV! Recently, the viewers have been obsessed with the New Girl, frequently mentioning it. Let’s see how many virtual streamers are out there, from top to bottom!”

– Oh? It’s not Mark today? That’s great~

– Wow! The New Girl is always acknowledged! Seoa, I want a sexy New Girl!

– Ahem.. If possible, I’d prefer a minor.. Just kidding!

[User “Soy Sauce Crab Yum Yum” has been chat banned for 10 minutes.]

What methods can we use to brew the soup of true fans?

Just as individual tastes vary, so do the methods, but there’s always a universally appealing… 60-year-old secret recipe from a foul-mouthed grandmother’s home.

I consider that sauce to be jealousy, obsession, and interest.

Of course, if the levels are excessive, it would only stress the viewers. But what if the streamer doesn’t show any expressions of jealousy or obsession at all?

From the perspective of soup fans, they might feel very disappointed thinking, ‘Does that person not care about me?’

“In that sense, New Girl Exploration content is a brilliant idea. The real-time jealousy and obsession will naturally emerge during the broadcast.”

One shouldn’t deliberately create a situation.

Viewers have eyes and are definitely not fools, they can distinguish that much.

So I’m setting the content theme as ‘New Girl Exploration’ and creating the broadcast angle naturally.

“Alright, let’s get started. I’m entering as a sub-account because the main account might attract too much attention. You guys better not follow and act like I’m on an exploration. Such clueless viewers will be blacklisted.”

I selected ‘Virtual’ from the broadcast categories and lightly scrolled from the top.

Since the categories are arranged in order of viewers, most of the streams at the top featured familiar faces.

Members of the former Decrescendo or Prika…

Since today’s content is ‘New Girl’ exploration, I scroll down naturally while excluding the familiar faces.

“Shall we start with this person? There are currently 13 viewers, and I’ve never seen this one before.”

I intentionally chose a streamer with a good mid (chest) and slightly revealing outfit among the various virtual broadcasts.

That way, the broadcast angle I envisioned would take shape.

“Ah, ah… Oppas, I’m really tired. Can I take a break? Ah, ah!”

As soon as I entered, I heard an extremely sexy breath.

Seems like she was fulfilling a roulette mission, dancing the Zero Two dance.

The rapid breathing and swaying of her mid based on her movements was enough to steal the attention of instinct-driven viewers.

– Wow, I’m sorry Seoa, I need to step out for a moment!

– This is a very desirable broadcast!

– Good job, Seoa. See you tomorrow!

“Hey! What the heck! I’ve only been live for 10 minutes! Where is everyone going?”

Honestly, I was also staring blankly for a moment.

Ahem! The instincts of a man are hard to control.

But with a determined will, I quickly snapped back.

Remember the original goal of this content.

The viewers were lively chatting, dramatically announcing their intention to leave for that broadcast.

I puffed up my avatar’s cheeks and let out a huff, effectively showing I was upset.

[User “Seoa Doesn’t Broadcast” donated 5 candies.]

– Cute One, write this down… They have a lot of the sexiness that Seoa lacks.

[User “Seoa Is Cute” donated 5 candies.]

– Seoa, you’ve been working hard on your broadcasts lately, let’s take a break today, okay? Don’t worry about us, we can have fun on our own.

“You guys are terrible! Wait a minute, viewers! What is going on? We agreed it would be just us. We were happy together! Where are you going? We were good together!”

– Hmm.. Sorry Seoa, it just happened. That’s just how it is in streaming.

– Right, yesterday was nice, but now… a man’s ideal type is indeed a woman he hasn’t seen before.

– Seoa, don’t be too upset, you’ll still be my candidate for wife.

“…….”

Oh gosh! At first, I tried to act plausible, but now it’s just annoying to keep listening?

Hah! Do they really think that female streamer is sexier and more charming than me? Huh? I really want to see a shocking scene!?

These people need a strong punishment.

Quickly exiting the broadcast, I scrolled a bit further down.

Then I saw a broadcast that would be very useful in the current situation.

It was a male virtual streamer who was shirtless.

“If you like being that exposed so much, then feel free to look all you want.”

– Aah! My eyes! I just saw some nipples!

– Host, what terrible act have we committed to deserve this? I’m seriously seeking mental compensation for the stress caused by that previous encounter.

– Seoa, I was wrong. Let’s settle things here.

Viewers seemed petrified, as if they’d met a ghost.

Then they should’ve done better.

Hearing their declaration of surrender, I left the broadcast again.

“So, viewers. Seoa’s broadcast is indeed the best, right? You’ll only be watching Seoa’s broadcasts from now on?”

Previously shaken viewers were continuously praising me in the chat room.

Yes, this is how it should be.

I regained my composure and moved my mouse around to find the next New Girl.

Hmm, I think I’ll go with this one.

“Oppas… do you want to have ramen together? Neru’s home alone today.”

As soon as I entered the broadcast, I thought it was some ASMR.

A sexy voice that seemed to whisper in my ear.

With a mix of soft and airy sounds, it was the type of talent Mr. Park Jin-young would love.

Once again, the chat room began to erupt with excitement upon hearing that voice and the lines.

[User “Seoa Doesn’t Broadcast” donated 5 candies.]

– Our Seoa, the weather is cold, and you don’t want to catch a cold ㅠㅠ Hurry and end the broadcast to rest.

– I like ramen too… Suddenly, I want to go eat.

– I didn’t realize until now that there are many good New Girls. Thank you for introducing them, Seoa.

“Hey! Vice President, do you really want to d*e? I’ve never caught a cold! And where are you guys going? I used to work part-time at a snack shop, you know? I make really good ramen!”

Ugh! Now it’s time for the final resort.

I adjusted the screen to enlarge only the virtual avatar’s face.

An ice cream screen.

For the viewers, it feels like they are face to face, making their hearts race… this is one of the long-standing killer moves in the virtual realm!

“I hope things will finally explode at this timing.”

Is the God of Broadcasting helping me?

While timing it carefully, a donation indeed came in at a very opportune moment.

[User “Mr./Ms. Seo-a’s House Is On Fire” donated 500 candies.]

– But I still prefer Seoa! Hehe.

I smiled brightly with a face filling the screen.

“I like my ‘house on fire’ oppa too. Hehe.”

I could almost hear the soup boiling somewhere.