Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 172
Episode 172: Money Sparrows
Every time there’s an event like this for collecting money, there are always standout individuals.
They’re the ‘d*e-hard fans.’
No matter how you think about it, this really is a deceitful system.
It stimulates the ‘need for recognition’ and ‘competitive spirit’ that every person inevitably has, making it relatively easy for them to open their wallets.
It’s no wonder that at Pangea TV, people say that just catching one chairman can reliably secure a monthly income of over 500.
And in fact, for those with a lot of money, they would prefer Pangea TV over LebitTV if they have to choose.
Because it was a platform where you could receive ‘better treatment’ more assuredly.
There’s a reason why Pangea TV generates overwhelming profits compared to the number of users.
‘Of course, there are many side effects that come with it…’
Various incidents have appeared in the news.
There were cases of individuals committing crimes due to financial hardship after excessively sponsoring candy, or instances where they demanded refunds from female cam streamers and ended up engaging in a scandal when things didn’t go as planned.
‘I thought I had managed things well to ensure such events wouldn’t happen in my broadcast. Surely not?’
But as soon as the roulette started, ominous signs started to appear.
[Please Coin has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Wrong!
[Please Coin has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Oh no!
[Please Coin has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Nyah!
[Please Coin has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Wrong!
Particularly notable was the behavior of the overly enthusiastic d*e-hard fan ranked 8th, ‘Please Coin.’
No, I hadn’t seen this person since I stopped the stock broadcasts, causing their ranking to drop by two steps.
Is this person really addicted to dopamine?
As soon as the clock struck 7, they started running, and even after ten minutes had passed, they were repeatedly sponsoring at almost one-second intervals.
That meant they had already sponsored nearly 20,000 pieces of candy.
‘They might genuinely be someone who has made some money with coins…’
There were actual indicators that during the COVID period, viewers who made money with coins flooded into Pangea TV, significantly boosting the platform’s income.
Their nickname ‘Please Coin’ gives a feel of being related to coins, and they had already drawn several prizes with an overwhelming momentum over other d*e-hard fans.
“Manager, please make sure to record all the prizes that come out. I will announce the winners after the roulette ends, but if there’s anything missed among the fans, please leave a comment. I’ll check the replay and add it.”
Mr. Jeyuk Samgyeopsal [Yes. Currently, Please Coin’s won prizes are 2 N-grade Bansels, 2 Reverse Fans, and 1 Song Request Ticket.]
So far, no one had won a prize with a 0.5% probability.
Continuing from the start, it has been a solo run for Please Coin.
Gradually, others started to make serious entries to maintain their pride as ‘d*e-hard fans.’
[Boston Seo-a has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Wrong!
[Seoa Broadcast has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Oh no!
[Mr./Ms. Seo-a’s House Is On Fire has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Nyah!
[Seo-Ah’s Pouch has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Wrong!
In just a second, sponsorship messages were popping up 3 or 4 times.
The general chat in the chat room was almost impossible to recognize, buried beneath the barrage of messages, and the incessantly ringing sponsorship sounds were dizzying.
‘Is this roulette? No, when I tried to refer back to the replays of Park Nana and Baio, it wasn’t this intense.’
Honestly, there was both excitement and anxiety.
Currently, on Pangea TV’s virtual panel, Decrescendo and V-Live, although we are slightly lacking, are practically considered two major peaks, so even the smallest incident could escalate into a matter of pride.
However, now it has become a situation where they have to compete over the highly sensitive ‘candy sponsorship’ between streamers and fans.
If the roulette sponsorship I received today falls short of even Park Nana, let alone Baio, then our fans will have to endure ridicule in the underground gallery for some time.
Even the Pocotin fandom, which has been quietly performing silent training, will seize the opportunity to raise their heads and act up.
The Decrescendo fans will undoubtedly boast, holding their noses high.
– What? Seo-a is ranked 2nd in Virtual Streamer favorites and was 1st in candy sponsorship last month? So what? They flopped this time. I spun the roulette and couldn’t even beat Baio. That’s Seo-a’s actual candy power. Seo-a’s fans, just stop showing off, tsk tsk.
– The true V-Live nerds think they’re being pumped with viewers because they attract attention. Sigh, look at their intelligence.
– And Seo-a always shows her face on camera, is that virtual? Just wait a little, soon she’ll mess up and crash, and then she’ll turn on the camera and head to the Stock Panel for damage control.
Malicious rumors and fabrications abound in the underground galleries.
The problem is that a significant number of the viewers from the streaming community are users of these galleries who pretend to be indifferent on the surface.
So, I always have to pay attention to the underground opinions.
Especially, we must be cautious of fabricated information spreading.
In that sense, for a special roulette event held on a specific day, many factors must be considered before making a decision.
It was evident that it would be used as material for the Gold Cup.
‘That’s why I was worried. Having too much candy sponsorship is a problem, but having too little is a problem too.’
Didn’t they say that those who aspire to the throne must endure the weight of the crown?
As the fans grow and the broadcast does well, the number of ‘anti-fans’ inevitably increases as well.
So, I made a resolution.
If I’m going to receive hatred anyway, the only thing left will ultimately be candy.
Let’s do a proper collection.
I started the roulette with that mindset, but who would have thought it would go this well.
[Please Coin has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Oh no!
[Seoa Broadcast has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Song Request Ticket.
[Seo-a Is Pure has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Nyah!
[Mr./Ms. Seo-a’s House Is On Fire has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? R-grade Bansel.
The competitive spirit of the d*e-hard fans was indeed explosive, and even the usual fans were rushing in for the coveted prizes.
It felt like the frequency of prizes with a 1-2% probability was starting to increase.
And finally, it exploded.
[Seoa Broadcast has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? 24-hour Broadcast Rights.
– Yippee! Finally, it popped up, how did this appear? Seo-a, you’re in trouble now.
Oh God, why did you bestow the first 0.5% probability blessing upon such a malicious d*e-hard fan?
Countless congratulatory comments poured in for the ecstatic Vice President, Seoa Broadcast.
No, how did it happen that the first prize was a 24-hour broadcast right?
That is the one that takes the longest among all the homework.
30 minutes have already passed since the roulette started.
The gauge bar in the top right indicating the candy collected today has surpassed 80,000.
And still, the momentum showed no signs of weakening.
Initially, it seemed like the chairman, Seo-Ah’s Pouch, was just watching, but now they were actively participating, and even regular fans seemed to find it fun, with even the floating viewers starting to join in.
Yes, this is the nation of gambling and chance.
Even passersby couldn’t resist the roulette!
Some unlucky d*e-hard fans shot out 10-20,000 pieces of candy only to end up with R-grade Bansels and reverse fans, while a lucky regular fan shot just 33 pieces three times and pulled an SR-grade Bansel.
An insane gambling scene, and surging dopamine!
That particular d*e-hard fan was whining about how the roulette was rigged, like a gambler who lost everything at Kangwon Land, while the watching viewers were bursting into laughter saying ‘hahaha.’
[Mr./Ms. Seo-a’s House Is On Fire has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Dance Request Ticket.
– I saw it in a YouTube video not long ago; it was a dance of the Maasai tribe… Is it okay to request that?
[Seo-a Can’t Be Stopped has sponsored 33 pieces of candy.]
– Ding ding ding! And the result is? Broadcast Title Change Ticket.
– Oh! It’s popping up! Can I use this right now? [New Female Streamer] Upcoming Perfect Room Underboob, High Leg, Emergency Cat Waiting, Zipper Malfunction, Will it Show Again? Change it a bit, go go!
“Hey! You crazy person! That’s Eva, isn’t it?”
I was dizzy from the type of recommended broadcasting title I never could have imagined.
No, is this really happening?
But viewers insisted on looking at the candy gauge bar at the top right and asked me to speak.
Hmm… I broke through 100,000 in just one hour.
That means a salary of 7 million won.
Without a second thought, I changed the title.
[New Female Streamer] Upcoming Perfect Room Underboob, High Leg,
Emergency Cat Waiting, Zipper Malfunction, Will it Show Again?
#Virtual #NewFemaleStreamer #Roulette #V-Live
Well, since it’s come to this, I might as well go all out and get cursed in the underground gallery as the Money Sparrow.
– Are you trying to insult me? Are you trying to buy me with money!?
… It was too much money to scold myself with that.
A famous meme flashed through my mind in that moment.