Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 168

Chapter 168: Generously Giving

– Ugh! Trash! How can you extort final equipment for land documents;;

– Bong-sik, I’m really disappointed this time. Are you doing this because of your anger over 100,000?

– Exposing corruption in front of 50,000 people ㄷㄷ;; Impeach the King!

“Hey, you crazy people! That never happened. And black out all the managers who make political statements!”

It seems the reactions in the chat room are more heated than expected.

Before my genuine emotions could come out, I explained that my statement about the final equipment was just a joke to calm the situation and continued my story.

“Honestly, compared to other companies, the scale of the gifts is quite large. Just considering the cost of building materials, it would roughly be about 7 to 8 million Lena. And if you add the labor costs and the value of this land right next to the Pokémon Center, it’s definitely worth its price. About 20 million Lena?”

“Is it really that much?”

I nodded seriously in response to the surprised Buck Minam Park Bong-sik.

Yes, there’s no lie in my words.

Just a few hidden truths.

‘It definitely has that much value. But because of that, there are no individuals who can purchase it either. It’s the peak of luxury goods.’

Just mentioning a price of 20 million Lena would deter anyone in the server from attempting to challenge it.

Even Onda Company, which recently made some money from selling quartz, was mostly using ‘public funds’ for purchasing repair magic books and lottery tickets.

In the end, it’s a worthless item due to the expensive price and no buyers.

Why? Because the moment the tax policy for Mr. Lena’s Land starts getting revised, this building will be hit with an enormous tax bomb.

‘Right. So, this time, I’m definitely going to handle this.’

Leading the group were Apple Mong, Dananyang, Limiani, and others who were utterly astonished, completely unaware of the hidden truths.

Everyone knew from their own gameplay just how hard it was to earn 20 million Lena.

So everyone was rather saying it was impossible to accept.

The value of the gift was simply too excessive.

So I casually brought up the ‘justification’ I had prepared in advance.

“Actually, while it is an expensive house, I really don’t need it anymore. You all saw it, right? I kept shouting in world chat that I’m selling the company building. I even posted an announcement on the bulletin next to the Pokémon Center, but there was no response at all for two days. So I realized. Ah! There’s no one with the wealth to buy this house. Ultimately, it became a property that’s hard to manage.”

“Why do you insist on selling it? It’s such a nice building. You could just keep it.”

“Good question! The truth is, I’m planning to move. You all know about the server master’s My House inspection this week.”

“I know, I know. That’s why our company staff quickly built their houses.”

“Exactly. So we flattened a site about 1000 meters to the west and started construction. We finished building My House, but then a problem arose.”

“What kind of problem?”

“It’s incredibly annoying to shuttle between my personal house and the company headquarters. I have to go back and forth 1000 meters every time I need to find something. But this area is already saturated, so there’s nowhere to build a house. So ultimately, we decided to build a new company headquarters.”

“Oh, that’s the reason…”

It was a thoroughly prepared justification.

A house that’s hard to manage and has outlived its usefulness.

Moreover, even after putting in the effort for two days to sell it, there’s no one able to afford it.

So, should it continue to exist purposelessly as mere decor?

Just then, the hilarious thought of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik visiting Lena World popped into my mind.

“Oh! This is it. I thought, why not hand it over to this fool, Uncle Bong-sik, and take advantage of it?”

“I just heard that! I really heard it. You definitely said fool. You did say fool!”

“Hey! We should get our Uncle Bong-sik a hearing aid. When did I ever say that? Hmph! If you don’t want it, Mayo. Even if I offer this expensive house, are you still dissatisfied?”

“What? No, it’s not about dissatisfaction… Ahem! I think I might have misheard?”

– Haha, this is exactly the flavor! The moment when Bong-sik got utterly roasted by his own words during MCK.

– There are really few people who can engage in back-and-forth with Bong-sik besides Limiani and Dananyang, so it got boring seeing the same faces, but finally, a fresh new face has appeared ㄷㄷ;;

– Whether virtual or human streamer, as long as the broadcast is good, that’s all that matters.

A plausible justification emerged.

Nevertheless, it seemed that Buck Minam Park Bong-sik was still hesitant because of the enormous amount of 20 million Lena.

It’s likely because, while running a star university, he has become overly sensitive to ‘Naksu.’

Receiving such a large gift makes him feel like he would owe me a favor and would need to repay it later, causing him to hesitate.

“The location is really great, and I’m tempted, but no matter how I think about it, this is just too much of a gift, so it should only be appreciated…”

“Shh! Just accept it.”

Oh my! If he doesn’t accept it here, then I’d be the one in trouble.

I immediately envisioned the merciless tax bomb that would be imposed by Mr. Lena’s Land.

Of course, while the residents’ complaints would explode and cause adjustments later, it wouldn’t be a trivial amount.

‘If I hand over this building to Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, I could gain tremendous favor among his fandom, and it would solve future tax issues as well as later story developments…’

This transaction isn’t just the end; it also works towards my plans in the future.

If a tax bomb incident occurs due to Mr. Lena’s Land, how will Buck Minam Park Bong-sik cope?

Because of this building located right next to the Pokémon Center, he would surely be hit with an overwhelming tax bomb.

He would definitely come chasing after me to sort this out.

Hoo, then a new story would naturally unfold between Buck Minam Park Bong-sik and me.

If we consider the future story, this building must be passed on as a gift today.

So I ultimately decided to use the ‘cheat key.’

“Hey! Uncle Bong-sik, don’t feel too burdened. After all, 20 million Lena is nothing… When I participate in the next MCK, I can definitely earn around 40,000 or 50,000 Candies. It’s nothing really. Right?”

The point here is that I should speak in an annoyingly cheerful tone, like it’s truly not a big deal.

“You, you really are being unreasonable. MCK isn’t enough. Hey! Seoa, you must sign up for the Destruction Battle. Let’s have a proper match in the Destruction Battle. Let’s stake penalties against each other and go all out!”

Surely mentioning game skills is an effective way to appeal to men.

Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, unable to hold back his excitement, even referenced the ‘Destruction Battle.’

Inside, I rejoiced.

The King of Pangea TV is specifically telling me to enter the Destruction Battle?

There’s no doubt that this would immensely increase recognition among teams and fans trying to recruit members for the Destruction Battle.

As expected, the generous tree, King Bong-sik!

Today, I successfully embark on my adventure again.