Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 16

The timing was perfect.

I was already planning to decide on a fan nickname soon, but with the sudden appearance of the new girls, I decided to proceed with this content today to settle the restless fans’ feelings.

Yes, it’s definitely not jealousy.

It’s just that the timing aligned perfectly…………

Hoo! No, to be honest, it is jealousy.

I want viewers to consider me their ‘favorite.’

Greed? Can such feelings be explained simply and one-dimensionally?

Everyone has a desire to be recognized by others.

As a viewer, I satisfied that desire by becoming the chairperson of Lucy’s broadcast, but debuting myself and becoming a streamer, the size of that desire changed compared to when I was a viewer.

Thousands of viewers flock to watch my broadcast.

Though I say thousands, if you gather these people in one place, it would fill up a school playground and still not be enough.

That many people show interest and passionately respond to what I say and do.

It’s a feeling you can’t understand unless you experience it firsthand.

Starting deep within the chest… a ticklish sensation, and sometimes it feels like fireworks exploding all at once.

In that moment, I feel omnipotent, as if I have become an extraordinary person, escaping my ordinary self.

Is this why streamers find it hard to quit broadcasting?

It’s only been 20 days since I started streaming.

Without realizing it, I was gradually falling for this charm.

“Let me explain what Seoa’s Naming Studio content is. Everyone, let’s be united, ‘hap!’”

• Wow, haha, that hurts my pride. Do they think we’re kindergartners? Hap!
• If this is Seoa from Pangaea TV, then surely China would be shocked, Japan stunned, and even the
• U.S. wary of this incredible content, right?
• If it’s naming, are we talking about making names? Yeah?

“Yes. As you all guessed from the content name, this is a content where we all work together, united, to create nicknames. Simply put, it’s like this. Hmm! Who would be a good candidate?”

Scanning the viewer list with sharp eyes, I found a very fitting troublemaker for this content.

“Ah! Right here. SeoaBroadcastWhyWatch! This nickname definitely needs a change. No objections accepted. Manager, please mute this user’s chat.”

[SeoaBroadcastWhyWatch has been muted for 5 minutes.]

• D-d;; Kim Jong-un would cry at this iron-fisted rule.
• We’re doomed;;
• Is this like the name changes during the Japanese occupation era?

“Alright, from now on, using the power of collective intelligence, we will change that inappropriate nickname into one full of respect and love for Seoa. Everyone, please suggest nicknames in the chat.”

That one! That person suggests it.

• Just me..
• Okay.. Done!

“The person whose recommended nickname is chosen will receive a boost item that lets them watch without ads.”

• SeoaBroadcastSeat
• SeoaBroadcastLove
• SeoaBroadcastPassion
• SeoaBroadcastNoFun
• SeoaBroadcastClosed

“Excuse me? There are traps hidden here and there, right?”

My grumbling reaction excited the mischievous viewers who chuckled.

Sometimes they sulk and intentionally tease me.

I have to be their punching bag sometimes, so that the viewers get excited and chat even more.

‘Changing it to SeoaBroadcastNoFun or SeoaBroadcastClosed wouldn’t really matter. What’s important are the first two characters in front.’

The key was the two letters ‘Seoa’ in front.

A nickname that anyone could tell belongs to Seoa’s broadcast.

Yes, the fan nickname I intended for our broadcast was the two letters ‘Seoa.’

• But do the nicknames have to include ‘Seoa’ exactly?
• That’s no fun. It’d be better to have freedom for catchier, wittier nicknames.

“No, it must include it. Why? Because that’s my fan nickname.”

• Huh? Suddenly?
• Oh, haha, when did you decide the fan nickname?
• Unbelievable identity
• Forcing fans by force, Seoa is on another level

“Ahem, clever and quick-witted people seem to change their nicknames on their own, even when it’s not their turn.”

[SeoaBrokenMandingo donated 5 candies.]

• I changed my nickname, isn’t that clever?
  [NotNewGirlSeoa donated 5 candies.]

• You’ll at least allow freedom of order, right?
• “……”

Anyway, you have to appreciate the mischievousness of broadcast viewers.

After picking a few targets from the viewer list and changing their nicknames, from now on, I decided to accept direct applications.

“This opportunity doesn’t come every day. Pangea TV’s first pure virtual Seoa gives you a chance to change your nickname! You can start with 50 candies.”

As expected, Donmisae is watching Seoa TV.

• Jae-yo! Jae is doing it.

• You’re saying you’re going to make money here? dd;;

Viewers showing playful reactions.

As I kept whining and pushing them, they started sponsoring candies and applying, pretending they couldn’t resist.

Among them was a viewer with a memorable story.

“User ‘AingOing’, it looks like you matched your nickname with someone. Is there a reason you want to change it?”

• Actually, I matched it with my girlfriend. I was ‘Oing’ and she was ‘Aing’.
• Enemy spotted! Fire!
• kk? Are you mocking us on stream?
• Ruined, ruined, ruined!
• But we recently broke up, so I want to change the nickname…
• Friendly unit! Cease fire.
• That’s a very wise decision. A couple is one, but once they break up, they become two.
• You guys are demons, kk.

“Oh… I see. Our Seoa-dan will do their best to help you find a cool new nickname.”

While viewers grumbled about when they became part of “Seoa-dan,” I calmed them down and continued the content.

But the nicknames these devilish viewers suggested were just…

• I recommend ‘OingWhoLostAing’.
• I go with ‘LingeringOing’…
• More than that, thinking you’re stealing a couple nickname feels like NTR, so it excites me.

“You. Get out.”

[Dr. Kkotomi has been forcibly removed.]

• As expected of Dr. Kkotomi, dd;;
• Viewers say the streamer and Dr. K look alike.

“He’s not even one of my viewers. Our Seoa-dan is way more pure and kind.”

Though the sudden villain’s appearance made things a bit awkward, we managed to get through it and changed the nicknames one by one.

By the time the content ended, I checked the viewer list and noticed that a good number of them had ‘Seoa’ as a fan tag in front of their nickname.

About a quarter of the current viewers?

It’s a bit disappointing, but for now, I’ll have to be content with that number.

It’s only been 20 days since the stream started. Can’t expect too much too soon.

From this first small step today, I’ll gradually grow the number.

“All right, finally done! Kyaa, today was supposed to be a rest day, but I still packed it full of content. Seoa’s performance is insane today. It’s O-baeng-al.”

• kk? Did you really just say that yourself?
• It was supposed to be your break day, so props to you. oj oj
• Let’s do it just like today next Friday, okay? kk

[User ‘Seoa’sEmptyWallet’ has donated 300 candies.]

• Since you came on your break day, you deserve some pay. Today’s stream was full.

“Thank you so much for the donation, Wallet-nim. I will use this money entirely for my selfish desires. Byeeeee!”

[The stream has ended.]

“Ughh…”

As soon as the stream ended, I stood up and stretched my sore body.

Especially focused on the lower back.

I’ve heard that back problems, along with neck issues, are the most common illnesses among streamers.

Better to be careful in advance.

Then, I casually checked how the competitors were doing.

“They’re streaming pretty long, huh.”

Unlike me, still a newbie with an untrained voice, Choi Eunbin and Saedalkom were hako streamers but clearly had experience.

Both were still actively streaming even after five hours.

Seeing that, I logged into FM Community to check the public opinion.

If there were a gallery, I could’ve seen raw, unfiltered reactions, but since there isn’t, FM Community was my best option.

“Just as I thought…”

After searching keywords like Seoa, Choi Eunbin, and Saedalkom, I found plenty of buzz.

People casually ranking the three of us under the guise of a “likability poll.”

There were even posts listing each person’s pros and cons.

Though blatant evaluation posts usually get downvoted, some trolls apparently found it fun to stir things up, posting even at the cost of losing points.

Of course, there were more posts praising us, but as celebrities always say,

One bad comment catches your eye more than several good ones.

‘Anyway, you need strong mental fortitude to do this job.’

I suddenly thought of streamers who had to quit in the past due to poor mental health before resetting.

I remember seeing posts about them in galleries.

Back then, I didn’t care much since they weren’t my main streamer, and I just left some comforting comments.

But now that I’m the one actually streaming, it feels different.

‘Did they all get stressed out and break down like this too?’

Of course, there was no answer.

It was the last day of September.