Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 137

Episode 137 Strange Misunderstanding

Mayo thought.

Recently, I feel really lucky.

Could it be a compensation for the unfortunate past?

No, let’s not think about that.

Looking back at those miserable times only brings bad feelings.

Right. Just think about good things… only good things.

For example, what could there be?

Let’s chew on it one by one.

First of all, today’s lunch was really delicious.

I heated the heat pack and tapped the bottom with my palm to transfer it to the bowl.

I dropped the contents of a tuna can onto the steaming white rice!

Ah, the point here is to only put in half.

If you put in the whole tuna can, the quantity is just too much.

You have to save to live well.

Then I added about two spoonfuls of soy sauce, and here comes the secret weapon!

I squeezed out mayonnaise to mix with the tuna.

Yum! The mayonnaise is truly delicious.

Sometimes when I explain this taste, too many people don’t understand.

Sometimes they not only look surprised but also stare at me strangely.

Maybe that’s what my aunt’s family thought.

Though I don’t clearly remember now.

I tend to quickly forget about people who aren’t important.

Hmm, besides lunch, what else was good?

Ah! I remember we had a lot of fun all together on the VRC map today.

Sister Seoa kept nagging me that this isn’t playing; it’s work, so I should do it properly.

But when Lucy began filming, it was so strange to see her staring with a bizarre expression that I said something, and she actually got mad at me.

A moment spent with my favorite will never come back?

Sister Seoa has a lot of good points, but sometimes she says incomprehensible nonsense.

I need to understand, they say geniuses are all eccentric.

‘It’s not just a saying, maybe Sister Seoa is a genius in streaming.’

Thinking about it, recent luck came after meeting Seoa.

Started streaming with a recommendation from a gaming friend I met through League of Legends.

I began on LebitTV; it gained some initial popularity but got suspended due to excessive swearing during the game.

Thinking back to that time still makes my bl**d boil.

How can a normal League of Legends player tolerate a guy trolling on purpose?

So I raised my voice a bit, but some viewer reported me, and without any hesitation, I got suspended.

At first, I considered just quitting the stream.

But then, a sudden feeling of regret hit me.

Unknowingly, I started looking for another platform where I could stream.

I didn’t say it out loud, but perhaps it was due to loneliness.

I had been alone for a long time.

Then, even though it was online, I started receiving attention from many people and began communicating.

To be honest, I enjoyed it a lot.

I didn’t want to lose my stream.

Hmm, at this point, could I be praised for my self-awareness?

Thus, I began streaming anew on Pangea TV.

I think that’s where my luck started.

It was right after meeting Sister Seoa.

After about ten days of adjusting to the drastically changed platform since switching, I happened to see a discussion about recruiting crew members in the chat.

It was for crew member recruitment content.

I applied as if I was enchanted, and surprisingly, I got accepted under the title of ‘Intern.’

For the first time, I became part of the V-Live Crew.

Since that day, so many things changed.

‘I really learned a lot. I received a lot of feedback too.’

I was a streaming novice.

The crew members took care of me earnestly, not hesitating because of my lack of experience.

I gained fortunate connections I never expected.

Is that all?

I reflected on the feedback and considered many things while streaming, resulting in an increase in both viewers and income.

And most importantly, it’s fun.

The streaming… and everything I do with the crew members.

‘Today was really fun too. I still used a stand-in since I don’t have a full tracker yet.’

Each day was new and sparkling with first-time experiences.

Can you believe all this happened after meeting one person?

It’s surprising, but it’s all true.

So I want to get closer, to be friends, to know the other person.

With such rising feelings, I called again just like I did this morning.

Since today is a break day, contacting her like this should be fine.

“Yeah. Mayo, what’s up?”

“Sister, I’ll mix mayonnaise deliciously into my rice for you.”

“… Are you perhaps trying to pick a fight?”

A strange misunderstanding arose.

***

Except for Mayo suddenly calling me and picking a fight, it was a peaceful break day.

Phew! It was really tough.

I had been streaming diamond mining for over eight hours a day for nearly two weeks, taking a short break, and then logging back into Lena World for farming in the Ender World with Mayo.

If I hadn’t taken care of my voice during the stream, I would have definitely faced issues.

The schedule was that harsh.

That’s why today, I would dedicate myself entirely to resting.

‘Didn’t Poco Server say they’d be pulling all-nighters starting today? Everyone’s going to have a tough time.’

I never know when enemies might invade and take our flag, so we have to rigidly rotate 24 hours.

In fact, this kind of dense area is the specialty of the battle royale streamers, not virtual ones.

I briefly conveyed my condolences to the Decrescendo members and Bluebee, then picked up my phone.

Since Mayo said something strange, I felt hungry.

Today, since I decided to properly rest, I thought to order some delivery food.

Hmm, the menu should definitely be chicken.

I’ll go for the trustable bone-in fried chicken.

After placing the order, I felt bored, so I opened the main page of Pangea TV’s website.

The virtual category, which had shrunk terribly after the Ugaidol audition, was visible.

Even though there’s a separate Minecraft category, only about 2000 people are left.

And even that was due to the personal skills of Prika members.

If Prika were to fall out, I’d seriously worry about the numbers dropping to single digits.

‘The virtual category on Pangea TV is still unstable.’

Originally, the virtual streamers who moved from LebitTV had been Hakkoh, so there was no one significant enough to maintain the presence of the virtual category.

It looked like dozens of viewers clustered together, each bringing in 20 or 30 of their own viewers.

‘That’s why having a fixed fanbase of 100 in the past was said to be a mountain. Compared to the virtual category on LebitTV, it really feels pitiful.’

The immediate reality is this miserable, but the virtual category on Pangea TV won’t stay like this forever.

After going through Lena World, the caliber will grow, and regular fans will emerge, leading to increased income.

In addition to the existing buttpicking viewers, human streamers’ audiences are also flowing into virtual streaming.

‘Speaking of which, a new resident is coming in this Monday.’

Mr. Lena even named it the ‘Taesan prototype.’

For partner streamers of a certain caliber, they can enter the server without writing support comments or going through an admission interview.

‘Wasn’t the one coming in Dananyang? She’s directly under Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, and she does a lot of varied content…’

In the future, when Buck Minam Park Bong-sik enters Lena World, he will also be a streamer under the company he created.

“Huh? Already?”

Delivery these days is really instantaneous.

I swiftly ran to the front door, opened it, and peeked outside to see the box of chicken inside the delivery bag right next to me.

With a racing heart, I entered and began setting up in front of my computer.

I prepared salt and chicken radish, washed my hands clean, and sat down.

“The first piece has to be a leg.”

It was still quite hot, so I used a fork to bring it to my mouth.

Crispy-!

The sound of biting into the fried coating.

And the condensed juices inside poured out abundantly.

Yes, this is the taste.

I sprinkled some salt on it and took another bite.

“Wow! Delicious.”

Is this what you call rest and healing?

Still, if I just sit quietly, my eyes will get bored, so I checked for some decent broadcasts to watch.

Looking at the top, League of Legends and StarCraft streams were alternating in the upper rankings.

When I checked in the Minecraft category, the highest rank was, as expected, Mist.

‘I’m curious about what they’re doing, so let’s take a quick look.’

I sneakily logged into the stream without an account.

What could Mist be doing?

“Oh! It’s the Ender World.”

That’s right, Mist, sharpening her sword of revenge, was exploring the Ender World with Mr. Dorai and others.

It seemed she wanted to farm equipment just as Mayo and I had done in our streams.

‘Unfortunately, she’s a step behind… or rather, two steps behind.’

Near the portal in the Ender World, the equipment had already run dry.

At least after an hour of movement, a place untouched by Mayo and me would appear.

“Ugh! What’s going on? Why is everything here looted? Who the heck is it?”

I watched Mist’s desperate appearance while enjoying my delicious chicken.

Today, the chicken tasted even sweeter.