Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 123

Episode 123 Diamond CK(2)

While mining diamonds with the finishing pickaxe, holding a pickaxe with no options makes me feel like I’ve returned to being a primitive person.

Ah, how sweet are the fruits of civilization.

Setting aside the hardships, I must not forget the original purpose of today’s Diamond CK.

It’s to care for the mental state of the crew members exhausted from long hours of repetitive labor!

As I subtly assess the mood, it seems like Miho doesn’t need to worry too much.

“We have to win, no matter what! Everyone, don’t go to the bathroom. We mine continuously without resting even for a second.”

Miho, who had confided her hopes of earning a bit more money during those heart-to-heart talks with the crew, probably doesn’t have some grand dream.

That’s right, the sense of crisis felt at 30 is definitely different.

Who knows how much longer we can keep this streaming going?

Maybe that’s why Miho’s energy feels special the moment Diamond CK begins.

Is this what they call the famous financial therapy?

“I’m the top mole in Lena World. Sisters, get ready to board the bus. But buckle up tight, I can’t be responsible for the lava escape!”

Mayo seemed to be enjoying the ‘competition’ dynamics generated through CK.

Could it be that her competitive spirit as a League of Legends top main is really kicking in?

When it comes to a competition, she enthusiastically volunteers for the mining that she usually finds so boring.

And finally, Lucy.

“Hey? Kids, can you go a bit slower? I think I’m the only one left on the map, that can’t be right, right? Seo Ah? Mayo? Miho unni?”

Well, it seems she’s enjoying herself, so that’s good.

Let our Lucy do everything she wants~

We can’t just keep fishing forever.

It’s time to get accustomed to mining as well.

Huh? Why do I think about turning ‘Chae-ae’ into a mining slave?

Originally, they said that we should also make the nobility work.

Do you know how much many virtual streamers envied the virtuals who worked like slaves in Lena World before the regression?

The joy of having 200,000 candies deposited into your account each month just by mining and building all day.

It’s not a baseless claim that streamers who benefited truly well from the big companies even managed to buy houses with loans.

“It seems there are fans who have excessive dreams and romance about virtuals, but ultimately, the world is capitalism. This isn’t a lifetime job, so you should earn while you can.”

I will raise Lucy strongly.

Because the way I coddled her before the regression had turned out to be the worst…

So I’m practicing in advance for the song contest and recommending news broadcast content, making sure she grows up firmly.

So that I never have to witness such a worst-case scenario again.

– While the crew members are focused, what’s she doing alone? No Diamond Seo Ah-nim

– Wow! Crazy! Right now, Ka-ang has found the most stunning, unbelievable diamond blocks! Quickly obtained 8 pieces!!

– Whoa, that place is totally stacked! Ami-chan just got 5 pieces, what should our team do?

Has it finally started?

The famous thing from Diamond CK, the cuckoos.

They commonly refer to the act of conveying news or information from other broadcasts through chats as a cuckoo, but intentionally conveying wrong information turns it into a cuckoo.

You can infer the meaning like ‘ill,’ ‘sick,’ etc.

“Ahh? Seo Ah, this is bad. I think they already have over 20 diamonds collected. We can’t lose.”

“Sister, ignore that. It’s all cuckoos.”

“Cuckoo? What’s a cuckoo?”

“A cuckoo is sick… No, it’s an ill cuckoo. Phew! That was a close slip.”

– Haha? You weren’t trying to mean X, right?

– Seo Ah-seong, what does that mean to the fans;;

– I say what I want, Seoka-Cola!

Basically, I think of Diamond CK as a competition of skill 4 and luck 6.

While there certainly are differences in individual mining skills, when competing with a limited time, luck often plays a larger role.

For example, on a day like today, if you happened to have bad luck and pass by diamonds that are just two blocks away…

Today was such a day.

Hah, this situation makes no sense with my skills.

Today was clearly an unusually unlucky day.

– Hmm.. I see, understood (while mining 3 diamonds for 20 minutes)

– What sins do the crew members who believed in me carry, haha

– This is the dignity of self-proclaimed number 1 in Lena World mining.

As I struggle to keep my mental state intact amidst the countless cuckoos making fun of me in the chat from the viewers, I remind myself that all of this is merely a trial to help me grow.

I will never lose.

“Seo Ah?”

“Yes? Miho unni.”

“Let’s do well.”

“……”

As the leader of the crew, my face is at stake.

Thus, we mined steadily for an hour.

Of course, we didn’t just mine.

In fact, the core of this Diamond CK lies in Discord.

Did the viewers sponsor large amounts of candy just to watch us dazedly mine diamonds for an hour?

Typically, streamers would be scattered doing their own broadcasts, but they stayed in the same space for an hour, laughing, chatting, and sometimes discussing serious topics… and willingly supported it.

Knowing that well, I intentionally guided the crew members to talk continuously.

In a way, it was a good promotional opportunity.

If we add up the numbers of viewers watching Diamond CK right now, it exceeds 2,000.

“Mayo really wants to participate in this Destruction Battle; what’s her tier right now?”

“I’m Gold 3! I’m really here because of jungle differences; I should actually be doing my Emerald promotion match!”

These top mains always blame the jungle whenever something goes wrong.

I casually listened to some related stories.

Even if it seems trivial, this kind of promotion helps immensely when the Destruction Battle season comes and teams form from cuckoos here and there.

Now, who’s next?

“Ah! Don’t talk and move quickly! We’re losing right now!”

“……”

Miho is so sincere about this Diamond CK that I’m scared to talk to her.

Let’s pass for now.

“Lucy unni.”

“Oh! I mined 5 pieces! I’m starting to get a hang of it, I turned right where there was redstone and found diamond blocks!”

Hmm, that’s a bit cute.

That excitement from her over something so trivial as diamonds strikes the heart.

Plus, it was even more so because I’d seen her with the red potion last time.

In reality, she has a cold beauty style, yet this gap moe!

Without realizing it, I started smiling broadly, only to regain my composure upon hearing the viewers call me a pervert.

No, this isn’t the time for that.

“Aren’t you getting tired of fishing?”

“Huh? It’s not exactly like that. I’ve made a lot of fishing friends lately. We introduce ourselves and sometimes sing when we’re bored.”

It seems Lucy has found her own way to enjoy herself.

I actually made a good decision to raise her separately instead of keeping her with me all the time.

“Oh! Finally, diamonds have come out!”

– Haha, she was pretending to be calm until just now but is now in a frenzy upon seeing diamonds

– Honestly, you were scared, right? You were trembling that you might lose, right? Running towards the diamond block looking so desperate, isn’t it?

– Wow! How many are these? Seven blocks? Eight?

This is why Diamond CK heavily relies on luck.

Even if you discover diamond blocks, unlucky people might just find two or three, while others find eight in one go.

In an instant, our count skyrocketed to 11, and our team climbed to second place.

First place showcased a stunning performance with 14 from Miho.

Mayo also displayed a decent pace with 9.

“If it’s a finishing pickaxe, it could easily balloon to 20.”

Giving a sigh of disappointment, I resumed chatting with Lucy.

I’m not stubbornly trying to talk to her for no reason.

I want to raise Lucy in other roles rather than just fishing.

In the early days, when repair spellbooks were popular, everyone necessarily had to fish, but after the market stabilized, it became more of a hobby to pass the time.

Or it turned into an act that everyone did while huddled together chatting at fishing spots.

Thus, thinking about the future, Lucy needed to learn other activities.

So I presented her with two paths as if I were seriously asking a high school student about their dreams, providing her the choice.

“Do you like Little Forest or Suriname?”

“Huh? Aren’t those both movie titles? I haven’t seen either, so I don’t really know the content.”

“Just pick the one that appeals to you.”

“Really? Then I like Suriname. The name sounds cool.”

Great, that sets Lucy’s future as a drug dealer.

I’ll make a drug farm deep down in our new company house and produce special potions.

I’ve brought plenty of fermentation equipment from the Ender World, so I just need to gather the materials to make potions from Hell.

“Ugh, only a minute left. Everyone, don’t give up until the very end, and don’t stop swinging your pickaxe until the last second!”

Miho shouted desperately like a liberation activist, but the unkind time does not wait for us.

3, 2, 1… Finally, time’s up.

The first CK in Lena World has come to a safe conclusion.