Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 115

Episode 115: Competitive Spirit

It was just content aimed at building camaraderie and having fun.

After all, it wouldn’t hurt to become close with Seolpyo-woo, who would continue to do well.

However, it seemed that the fans didn’t share that sentiment.

The leading figures of Decrescendo and V-Live in Pangea TV’s virtual panel.

People fundamentally have a desire for ‘recognition.’

And, if possible, they want to have a better evaluation and position than others.

Thus, they become obsessed with the terms ‘first place’ or ‘victory.’

It was the same even now.

– But this way, can’t the side that prepared the problems practice them in advance? Isn’t that unfair?

– Honestly, I don’t think it’s fair.

– Instead of prepared problems, you can easily find these types of prompts by searching the internet. How about finding them on the spot instead?

In even trivial content, they can’t lose to the rival crew.

The competition between crews in the community had reached its peak.

Among the group that just typed in the chat, there might even be someone who actively participates in gallery activities.

Seeing them sneaking around to escalate the conflict.

“Okay. If you feel that’s fair, I’ll reflect the people’s sentiment.”

– Wow! After all, no one cares for the people’s sentiment more than Daeseoa.

– Political neutrality is indeed Seoa TV.

– I’m 15, but all my friends voted for Daeseoa too.

It wasn’t particularly difficult.

A capable manager quickly found the site mentioned by the viewers and shared the link with me, and I smiled as I passed it on to Seolpyo-woo.

Afterward, everyone gathered at the promised map.

It was a map reminiscent of a classroom from the 90s.

A green chalkboard and white chalk.

Rigid individual desks and chairs.

A narrow corridor with windows and a fan mounted on the wall.

We had already discussed and agreed to prepare school uniforms for our outfits.

“Tada! Seolpyo-woo has arrived!”

Hair color that seemed to mix gray and white.

Eyes that slightly peaked upwards like a mischievous cat.

A white top and a black skirt.

It was a quite charming avatar with a cute school look.

When Seolpyo-woo first came to Pangea TV, the avatar was a 2D depiction of a Sulpyo cat.

It seemed a lot had changed for the sake of survival.

‘In the end, does surviving mean being strong?’

Considering that Seolpyo-woo had made quite a name for himself before I regressed, he was undoubtedly a successful 720p virtual.

Here, the 720p virtual refers to a virtual character who transitioned during that situation.

In Pangea TV’s virtual panel, they could be considered almost a first generation.

“I can’t lose either. Tada! The cutie Seoa is here, ppu!”

– ??? Why is this person like this? (I really don’t know)

– So cute I want to bite and k*ll them.

– Fist (emoticon), fist (emoticon), fist (emoticon)!

Ignoring the burning chatroom, Seolpyo-woo showcased a new version of a school look.

If Seolpyo-woo’s outfit was the most basic form, mine was styled by matching a gray vest and skirt over a white shirt, leaning closer to cosplay than traditional.

That’s why it was a bit more attractive.

While it’s a crime for minors, an adult dressing in a school uniform for cosplay is part of play…… hmm, I’ll leave it at that.

“Okay, so who will go first? Rock, Paper, Scissors! Loser goes!”

I shouted suddenly, and the reaction was definitely positive.

Seolpyo-woo threw scissors, and I gained victory with a fist.

I passed the first move to the opponent.

It seems that going second can provide insight into the opponent’s mistakes or strategies, thus offering various advantages.

“Shall we begin then?”

“Yes!”

The avatar of Tongdari Chicken, answered cheerfully while wearing a pure white mascot costume.

The mascot represented a chicken, and its actions of pecking at the wall with its beak seemed quite excited.

That person is blind with greed for money.

Anyone can tell they are 1000% sincere.

“Oops!”

Since we decided to choose the questions from the same site, I quickly learned the category selected by Seolpyo-woo.

It was the animal domain.

Indeed, mimicking animals tends to be an easier way to guess the answer.

It seemed Seolpyo-woo was also influenced by the viewers’ sentiments.

Seeing how seriously they were aiming for victory.

“Um? That is….”

At first, they bounced around, then placed their hands forward to pat a greatly inflated belly.

The chatroom filled with ‘ㄱㅇㅇ’ as Tongdari Chicken, after contemplating the answer for a moment, shouted in realization.

“Rabbit!”

“Uh-oh!”

Seolpyo-woo shook their head vigorously with a panicked expression indicating that was incorrect.

Even at this moment, the 120-second time limit was unforgivingly ticking down.

Looking like they wanted the other to see better, Seolpyo-woo drew a circular shape in front of their belly with two hands and performed a motion as if something was emerging from inside.

“Oh, I got it! The answer is pregnant woman!”

“Ugh!”

Seolpyo-woo stomped their feet with a frustrated look.

I teased them slightly to shake their mental state.

“Hehe. I didn’t expect that from you, Seolpyo-woo. You must have quite the personality, right? I thought the ground was going to swallow me.”

“Huh….”

Seolpyo-woo, taking deep breaths to manage their mental state, repeated the previous actions, indicating that there was a tail behind their b*tt and bouncing around with their hands in a boxing stance.

“I got it, kangaroo!”

“Ugh! Correct! Wow, you guessed it way too late. Let’s move on to the next one.”

Still, having opened the floodgates, the difficulty would surely decrease from this point onward.

Tongdari Chicken now understood that the topic of the questions Seolpyo-woo would bring up was animals.

“Lion!”

“Correct!”

“Cat!”

“Correct!”

“That’s not a cat; it looks like a back cat pose.”

“Referee! This is a foul; isn’t it foul play? Do you keep trying to insert Gensei from the side?”

I tried to disrupt her, but Seolpyo-woo was unperturbed.

While the first question did drag out a bit, they ultimately got 8 questions right.

Calculating, that’s one correct answer every 15 seconds, a considerable pace.

‘The animal theme was definitely easy. I should have gone first if I knew it would be like this.’

The remaining topics seemed quite difficult.

Especially with four-character idioms, I might not even know them.

Since there was no option to pass questions in this competition, I had to choose carefully.

‘Guessing movie titles is tricky, so… yeah, let’s go with sports.’

Although there might be winter sports that the general public finds hard to know, the difficulty of other topics was higher.

“Ha! I’ll start.”

“Great. Bring it on!”

Having completed my mental preparation, I loosened up my limbs, which were wearing the Full Tracker.

And the first question began.

‘Please let it be an easy one! If we can get through the initial ones quickly, we have a chance.’

As seen earlier, it was important to communicate the topic to Tongdari Chicken first.

From then on, the speed of deducing the answers would increase.

– Pole dance.

“Huh?”

“Beep! Making sounds is a foul foul! Referee, give me a yellow card.”

Seolpyo-woo’s interference was fierce from the start, as if they had already been wronged.

However, I couldn’t afford to pay any attention to her voice at all.

The first category that randomly appeared was something beyond imagination.

‘How do I express this?’

For a moment, I felt blank-headed.

I couldn’t give up just like this.

My shoulders bore the honor of the V-Live Crew.

No matter how difficult the question, I couldn’t give up right from the start.

I mentally visualized the movements I associated with a pole dance, in sequential order.

‘Spinning around is impossible. I have no way to lift my legs and spin.’

“10 seconds have passed.”

As time went by, anxiety gnawed at me.

I kept reminding myself that I don’t have a ‘pole’ in my room to express a pole dance.

Then suddenly, a realization crossed my mind.

‘If I can use something similar in reality, even without a pole?!’

I briefly pushed the goggles up and scanned the room, quickly spotting something good.

It was the bed!

If I get on top of it and lay down or sit, I might be able to express a levitating posture.

Swiftly climbing on it, I put the goggles back on.

“20 seconds have passed.”

‘Oh! Got it.’

My avatar appeared to be floating as if airborne.

In that position, I struck a pose and began spinning around noisily.

However, since I was on the bed, I couldn’t gain speed as expected.

“Huh? I got it, Mr. Dorai!”

“…….”

No matter how I think about it, that must have been intentional, right?

Seeing the sharp glare I received, I’m certain.

Hold on, for now, this is important.

This time, I took a pose stretched out like a horizontal instinct, supporting my entire weight with just my arms.

“Correct, Superman!”

“Where’s the Superman who flies horizontally? Do you want to d*e?”

“Everyone, you are currently witnessing the exposure of the V-Live leader Seoa’s true nature. Keep your eyes wide open and watch closely!”

“…….”

Can this be said to be giving back what you received?

Suddenly, my competitive spirit surged.

This battle… I have to win it.