Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 104

Episode 104: The Real Taste of CK

“Hey! Limiani, we’re calling for MCK today. You’re fixed as the ADC, so find a support. And contact Seoa. It’s the anniversary of the ceremony today, so tell her to be mentally prepared. Huh? I’ve been waiting for today, so I’ve already played over 30 solo queue games. I’ll make you feel the wall properly.”

The last day of November is upon us.

Buck Minam Park Bong-sik took out the blade of revenge he had honed for a long time.

It seems that the provocation he made on the official broadcast of the best streamer yesterday had an effect.

I casually enjoyed a slightly late lunch while watching the clip that was uploaded in the fan cafe.

‘Not bad. No, it’s a good opportunity. If I can pull the spotlight and gain some new viewers today, I might be able to overtake Lena World. That would be the best.’

Last time, the competition awarded me 46,000 candies, and Buck Minam Park Bong-sik is willing to give me such an opportunity again.

He was just a tree that gives generously.

[(V-Live) A thug appears to steal Uncle Bong-sik’s pocket money!]

#Newbie #Virtual #LoL #V-Live

I started the stream about 30 minutes earlier than usual.

If it’s MCK, then we’ll definitely have a competition today, so I need to soothe the feelings of the fans in advance.

What worries me a bit is that we already had a competition mission once this month.

And it was quite significant… last time, the competition candies amounted to about 38,000 in my broadcast.

While big company streamers and streamers where competitions are a norm might have a fun time, the virtual scene fundamentally had value-coi (pseudo-romance) as a passive trait.

If the broadcast is too much of a “give me money!” style, there’s a risk of shattering that illusion among virtual fans.

Moreover, the competition mission tends to squeeze the candies too much by inciting the competitive spirit of fans in each room.

It’s common to see fans straining to support just to save the dignity of the main base streamer.

On the other hand, it was also a way for dopamine to explode.

Competition, competition, and more competition.

There are few elements that excite viewers as much as bloody competition…

– What’s the title, lol? This is so attracting.

– Hey! Are you confident? It looks like you’ve already won against Bong-sik.

– Bong-sik said to get ready because it’s your anniversary today.

– Bong-sik, Bong-sik, Bong-sik!

As soon as the broadcast started, I attracted attention with the title, and Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s fans came flooding in.

Or maybe they had been waiting for me to start the broadcast.

Looking at the clip I checked in the fan cafe earlier, it makes sense.

Since Buck Minam Park Bong-sik specifically pointed me out, for his fans, a situation where I had to take a break must never occur.

“Seoha, Seoa! Hello, I’m Seoa here to steal Uncle Bong-sik’s pocket money. Nice to meet everyone. Looks like Uncle Bong-sik’s fans are here too. Please join the fan club gracefully.”

If I was flustered by the chats of big company streamer viewers, that would be amateurish.

Lucy said before the regression.

After winning the singing contest, she cleaned out all the viewers.

Thanks to that painful realization, I was able to respond skillfully without being flustered.

Seeing my attitude, the fans of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik may have viewed it favorably, as a considerable number sponsored a small amount of candies and joined the fan club.

This is the drop effect of big company streamers.

I just checked, and the number of favorites has increased by almost 200.

Just a light mention by Buck Minam Park Bong-sik has had such an effect.

If things go well today, I might be able to take the top spot for favorite virtual streamer from Mr. Lena’s Land.

‘Am I at 6245 and Lena’s land at 6500?’

It might seem like I’m too fixated on this, but each of these titles is linked to recognition, so I couldn’t overlook them.

In the meantime, the atmosphere in the chatroom has become lively.

The fans seem to be in a good mood, having joined the broadcast earlier than usual.

‘Plus, there’s probably a proud feeling. Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, known as the king of Pangea TV, specifically mentioned me.’

Although some fans might feel uncomfortable about becoming a minion of a big company streamer, as long as a rival-like setup was in place in LoL, they couldn’t help but like it.

While soothing the hearts of those fans, I explored the fan cafe and then had a communication session when a sudden message from Limiani appeared on the manager list!

Limiani: [Gather in Discord at 8 PM, let’s go!]

“Yes! Understood, loyalty!”

With the well-done salute of her cute avatar, viewers burst into laughter, wondering if they had practiced by watching YouTube videos.

Hey! These guys, over half of them must have a later military number than me.

But I can’t claim a military number that disappeared with the regression.

With a bittersweet smile, I finished the communication with the viewers efficiently.

And before I knew it, it was 8 PM.

I quickly connected to the promised Discord channel.

Then I subtly checked Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s broadcast screen.

“Hey! It’s 8 PM, who hasn’t gathered yet? Huh?”

Today too, the face showing the best talent was busy.

With a long exhale like an overly excited person, his facial expression made me laugh just by watching.

Ah, this is indeed the face genius.

With overwhelming talent, I felt a little intimidated from the start.

“Bong-sik, why are you shouting so much from the beginning? You garbage.”

“No, hyung. It’s really disappointing for you to say that. Huh? You and I came so early, and these young kids are being too casual.”

Buck Minam Park Bong-sik complained with an exaggerated tone.

Instinctively, I felt that this was the perfect timing to interrupt.

“I think so too, hyung. The young ones these days are really casual.”

“Hmm? Who are you? Huh? Seoa, right?”

“Yes. I’m Seoa, here to extort Uncle Bong-sik’s pocket money! The way I speak is like this because I’m a young kid, please understand!”

“……”

In the wild streaming community, no one provides consideration or worries to secure airtime.

You have to take care of it yourself.

“Seoa, today you’d better be prepared for a real wall. Just because you’re young doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on you. Huh? I’ll make you feel the wall properly today.”

“Oh my! You garbage. Do you really want to act like that towards someone who’s 9 years younger than you?”

“Ah, hyung! How many times have I been provoked? I can accept anything else, but I can’t tolerate disrespect to my jungle.”

“But you’re just a bronze player. You’re just being underestimated.”

“Huh? Did you finish what you wanted to say? Today I’m definitely going to their enemy team. Don’t regret it!”

As expected from a regular member of CK, the banter between Ggul-tem and Buck Minam Park Bong-sik flowed skillfully.

Even before we officially started the game, it might seem like we were talking too much, but in fact, this entire process was a story to immerse the viewers just a little more.

Buck Minam Park Bong-sik being underestimated by Ggul-tem and the situation of whether he could succeed in retaliation would all be intertwined with the narrative from the previous MCK where he lost to a newly introduced virtual streamer.

From the perspective of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s fans, there were many immersion elements.

“Then let’s form the teams. What should we do? Whole random? Or choose one lane and pick in order?”

“Let’s pick a lane today. I really plan to go against Ggul-tem hyung’s team and show him the spicy flavor.”

“Go ahead, you garbage. Just don’t cry about mid difference after losing.”

I was puzzled as to why Ggul-tem was so aggressive today, but listening to the chat, it seemed he had a reason.

Recently, he had a terrible losing streak after being on the same team with Buck Minam Park Bong-sik in the LoL Land.

Ultimately, it was decided to pick team members based on the jungle lane.

“Yay! I’ll go first! I choose Director Jeong.”

Whether he was genuinely sulking or trying to maintain the story, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik chose the top lane instead of mid.

The members were the same as when I participated in the last MCK.

It seemed he purposely constructed the team with the same members in order to completely achieve revenge from that time.

“Then I’ll take Ggul-tem.”

“Okay, then we’ll draw the ladder again.”

The final teams were as follows:

Mr. Park Eun-ho VS Director Jeong (Top)

Seoa VS Buck Minam Park Bong-sik (Jungle)

Ggul-tem VS Mr. Jeong Chan-ki (Mid)

Limiani VS Dan-woo-ri (ADC)

Mr. Cherry Tomato VS AE Gyo Zero (Support)

Compared to last time, only the top lane had swapped, and the rest of the team members remained the same.

Considering that our side’s top had a slight advantage last time, today’s team composition seemed more balanced.

“Then the competition will begin. Everyone, please accept the invitation!”

Once again, Limiani took the initiative to volunteer for the annoying task.

Surely, that’s characteristic of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s direct line.

As I clicked to accept the invitation message, we transitioned to the competition mission screen that I had experienced once before.

“I’d like to emphasize once again, it’s not lowercase m but uppercase MCK that I announced today. Make sure you all bring the entry fee. Huh? The grudge for my lost 40,000 candies last time!”

With a grinding sound, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s voice faded from Discord.

I carefully muted the Discord sound, then looked at the fans and said,

“Uh… um.”

– Haha, look at Seoa, she’s all tense.

– Hey! Show some aegyo, if you’re cute, I might sponsor you some competition candies.

– Wow! This is the magic of watching the competition.

The viewers were already excited at the thought of being able to boss around.

But why are there so many malicious individuals in our room?

– What? Malicious? Everyone lock up the candies!

– Do you want to see what true malice is?

– Müchlerin, Müchlerin, Müchlerin!

…… I almost said that. I immediately canceled!

With an awkward smile mixed with aegyo, I looked at the chatroom to settle the situation.

And I continued to mentally chant ‘I am a professional broadcaster.’

Then came a big decision!

“Hey viewers, Seoa-neu~ I want your candy sponsorship! Yes!? Please sponsor some candies! Pleeeeease!”

I felt an overwhelming shame with the viewers laughing at how cringy I was.

And I made a vow.

I would definitely win at today’s MCK.

If I go through all this and end up losing all the sponsoring candies, I wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight.

This is the true taste of CK.