[TS] Starting the Broadcast - Chapter 85
The Subject of PunishmentThe first broadcast after moving.
For this, I went to bed early yesterday and even exercised in the morning.
After eating a light lunch, I unnecessarily created a secret room to test the changed broadcasting environment.
It was satisfactory in many ways.
Since it was a room completely dedicated to broadcasting, even if I turned on the cam, there was nothing to worry about like underwear that shouldn't be seen, and habits of hesitating unconsciously after the noise between floors issue quickly disappeared.
It was truly a space where I could broadcast to my heart's content.
Now everything was perfectly prepared.
'A new beginning. Yes, since it's come to this, let's do the broadcast viewers want most while getting homework out of the way early.'
I posted a notice.
Saying I'll start broadcasting from 3 PM today.
And the broadcast content was selecting the topic for the penalty broadcast.
Content where viewers vote to select 5 candidates, then leave the final selection to luck using roulette or ladder programs!
It's been done twice already, and each time it left painful black history, but it was content with very high viewer response.
As expected, no sooner had I posted the notice than the broadcast station board and gallery started burning up.
[Reasons Why Hani's Penalty Broadcast is Legendary (+774)]
[Newbies Must Watch the Penalty Broadcast. Highly Recommended. I Recommend It Twice. (+754)]
[What's Hani's Third Pick After Cat and Rabbit? (+742)]
[Finding Penalties Worth Recommending for Hani's Penalty Broadcast (+733)]
[Reasons Why Hani Should Join Legeno's New Project (+722)]
Looking around here and there, it quickly became 3 PM.
I turn on the broadcast.
A broadcast starting with a new house, new equipment, and new mindset.
"Hello everyone. I moved well and prepared thoroughly for broadcasting. You'll all stay with me until late for today's broadcast, right?"
-Why is the tension like this from the start today? ㅋ
-Seems to be in a good mood after finishing moving. Will you be frustrated and lose your mind when the penalty is revealed later?
-That's the good part. Just imagining the dejected look with pouting lips makes me happy.
-The human above hasn't come to their senses even though the execution was not long ago ㅋ
"As announced in advance, today we'll select the topic to perform for the penalty broadcast. If it's the type that can be finished quickly, I'm thinking of continuing right away today."
-Wasn't this a series? Hani cat, bunny girl... since it's continuing, of course it's that side? ㅋ
-I still can't forget bunny girl's bouncing. How about cowgirl this time?
-I wanted to just type ㅋ too.
"I'm in a good mood today so I'll let it slide, but keep the line."
-???
-What's wrong with cowgirl?
-Right. Isn't it cowboy for men, cowgirl for women?
-These guys are smart criminals ㅋ
"Okay, enough with the wordplay, let's proceed quickly. I'll create the relevant category on the broadcast station board, so everyone upload the penalties you want. I'll wait for 1 hour then pick the 10 with the highest recommendations."
-And from those, we vote to select the final 5 candidates, right?
-Let's go quickly. Click recommend on cowgirl ㄱㄱ
-More than that, I want to see Hani cry. Let's go with eating 2 ultra-spicy fire noodles in a row. Directly without drinking water or milk ㅋ
-Oh. That's pretty novel?
"Sigh, you malicious ones. Do you really enjoy tormenting me that much?"
I spent an hour chatting about this and that with viewers.
When the pre-set timer went off, I declared the end of post recommendations and listed the top 10.
"Okay, here are the 10 penalties you all picked. Huff... just looking at them makes me sigh. You malicious perverts."
-The cold voice of condemnation... I like it even more.
-Noona, speak more contemptuously. Call us trash too.
-The one above seems to be in a pretty serious state ㅋ
"I'll only take votes for 30 minutes. Don't whine about changing it later, focus when you do it once."
-Wah~ I'm a baby voter. I don't know what voting is. Let me choose two!
-ㅋ The malicious ones are running wild today.
-For real, almost cockroach level. Quite a few got blacklisted last time, where are they crawling out from again?
After 30 minutes, the voting closed.
Finally, five candidates were shortlisted.
"But are you all really sane? You're going to make me do this?"
-There's a BJ with the personality to ask viewers if they're sane?
-Add to Hani/Controversy on Triwiki.
-It's not like I'm doing it, why does it matter ㅋ
These malicious ones have evolved one step further.
I sighed deeply and looked at the five carefully selected penalties.
"No, 1, 2, 3 are one thing, but 4 and 5 are too much!"
-That's why it's a penalty, right? If it's easy and comfortable, is that really a penalty? ㅋ
-Let's just type ㄹㅇ.
-I pushed for 3 at first, but thinking about it, 4 is subtly appealing too. The host is a total coward ㅋ
-My heart swells at the flawless batting lineup with nothing to hide.
-Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big coming?
I said that because 4 and 5 looked so big, but watching closely, 1 and 3 will stimulate shame to the limit and 2 is physiologically unreasonable.
I can't eat spicy food.
It was like that when I was a man, but now that I've changed to a woman, it's even more so.
Let alone ultra-spicy, I struggled with spiciness even when eating regular fire noodles, so if I'm forbidden from drinking for 10 minutes, I might just faint.
With trembling heart, I run the roulette program.
I set each penalty to 20% probability and move my hand to the start button.
My mind goes slightly blank.
Should I pray for 1 or 3 to be selected at least?
What if 2, 4, or 5 comes out?
Should I beg to choose again?
Unlike my complicated mind, the simply spinning roulette quickly slowed down and selected one target.
Viewers watching the result show mixed joy and disappointment.
-Oh! Not bad. No, rather good!
-Honestly, I wanted 4 to be selected, it's a bit disappointing.
-I liked everything except 2 so it's fine.
-But is this ㅓㅜㅑ? Or should we see it as comedy? It's already rumored all the way to Twit TV that Hani is a stiff wooden stick.
-For real, a legend in the world of poor dancers. At Hani's level, she could enter the Hall of Fame next year ㅆㄱㄴ.
"No, what are you saying now! It's just because I didn't practice. I'm not a poor dancer."
The roulette was pointing at 3.
Dance.
Actually, whether you're good or bad isn't that important a factor.
Unless dance is your main focus as a BJ, if you're good there's just a good response, and if you're bad it's seen as a comedy element in its own way, so there's almost no problem.
But I couldn't just let it go.
Pride.
In fact, the reason Hani cat and bunny girl cosplay cam broadcasts remained as black history was because of dance.
The butt dance of Karya I danced while wearing cat ears and tail.
The rabbit dance, the most popular dance reaction on New Continent TV, I danced in bunny girl outfit.
I gave laughter to countless viewers with stiff and sloppy movements, and in return received mockery as a gift.
At first I thought.
No, other female camers all practice in advance to dance that much, if I practice a little instead of improvising, I'll be above average too.
... I was wrong.
It was all my arrogance.
I practiced in front of a mirror, and as much as I hate to admit it, I really was a poor dancer.
Look here, doctor. Me, a poor dancer? Me, a poor dancer?!
[You need to accept reality. Only then can there be progress.]
"... Are you fanning the flames now?"
It leaves a bitter taste.
But having to accept reality is inevitable.
The Rolling Dance, which is the most popular these days and writing the legend of reverse charting.
Viewers were cheering and already anticipating my new black history.
-Actually, Hani might not be a poor dancer but a master. You know that dance that was popular before. The robot dance. There's no master like Hani when it comes to stiff robots ㅋ
-The human above is really malicious. Look at that roundabout insult ㅋ
-Honestly, goddess-level looks and Master tier game skills. Voice imitation and kicks flying around. At least dancing should be a mess, to have some humanity.
-That's right. Honestly, I feel relative deprivation watching Hani. Living with everything like that, you'd get a reality check. I'm watching the broadcast while scratching my belly and eating cup ramen in my room.
-ㅠㅠ
-I have... nothing to say.
Just looking at viewers' reactions, it's already confirmed that my black history part 3 will be born.
Moreover, there was an additional clause this time.
I have to show the video of me dancing the Rolling Dance to 3 BJs or streamers and get their approval.
This is where the viewers' devilishness is revealed.
A cruel plan to maximize my shame by not just enjoying it among themselves but exporting it too.
It's a personality that would make even the devil cry.
'I won't... back down like this.'
I can't keep being called a poor dancer and be made fun of whenever dance is mentioned.
So I boldly declared.
That the dances I've shown so far were jokes to match the humor code with viewers.
Then the chat is flooded with 'rock bottom'.
Viewers reacting that they absolutely can't believe it.
I can't back down here.
I said resolutely.
Just 2 weeks is enough.
Then I'll show a perfect Rolling stage.
Then viewers split between saying it's taking too long and that there will be no change even if a heaven-sent poor dancer practices for 2 weeks.
I'm really angry.
How dare they disregard me this much.
It wasn't in the plan, but since it's come to this, I'll show my best.
A stage that exceeds their imagination.