Streaming Life After Paying Off Debt - Chapter 60

A part-time job proposed by a viewer that pays 600,000 won per hour. As someone who just deleted 3,000,000 won, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Upon accepting it, a small box that had appeared out of nowhere was looking at me from the screen.

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Zero Two Funding

Mission Amount: 100,000 won

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– What’s funding? hahahaha

– Just someone who really wants to see Zero Two… That’s why they’re more likable…

– Let’s raise money for our poor neighbor~

– My nose is three drinks deep, and who’s helping whom?

– If you think you’re the most pathetic person, thumbs up! hahahaha

As if asking to be noticed, the small box that flickered began to attract the attention of people, one by one.

“Thumbs up~”

I was among them.

– Why are you giving thumbs up? hahahaha

– Is someone who went bankrupt from gambling also a pitiable person?

– They are pitiable… But it’s all their own doing.

“Hey, guys, there’s no one in the world more pitiable than me!”

– Pitiable person (the 10,000 members of a conglomerate)

– From the moment you got a nose job, you’re a first-class citizen.

– And she’s pretty with a good body? Just untouchable~

– You, the broth guy, didn’t even do a face reveal but are still called pretty? Nonsense. hahahaha

– What’s wrong with doing broth content in a female streamer’s broadcast?

In response to my own claim of being pitiable, viewers began to directly refute it by listing my current situation one by one.

However, according to the original plan, by now I should have been on a rocket to Mars. The title of being a corporate streamer was merely a significantly lower goal compared to my original aspirations.

“Do you understand? You are watching the broadcast of someone who was meant to be the world’s richest person.”

– Rich? Nonsense. I think if you didn’t have a broadcast, you would have gone bankrupt in Jeongseon.

– For real, the streamer should be grateful they were born in this era.

– A streamer with no money or broadcast…? Then what’s left… hehehe…

– Thinking about it again, they probably would have lived well even without a broadcast…

– Ooooh, someone donated 10,000 won.

[So why has the world’s richest person been liquidated again today?]

“This is all because of the broadcast. The forces are watching my stream, blocking me from making money!”

– Miju, that’s a delusion;;;

– That seems more like a mental illness than a delusion, doesn’t it?

– Bogdanoff, he bought it.

– Why would the busy forces care about such a milk stream? Almost said it~

As I spoke the truth, viewers poured out negative opinions. However, I also understood their reactions.

“Honestly, it’s hard to believe.”

Terms like forces and manipulation are not commonly encountered in reality, so they might sound like empty talk to common folk.

“I was just joking at first…”

But shrugging it off as a joke had only worked a couple of times. The recurring circumstances gradually turned suspicion into certainty.

“I figured you wouldn’t believe me. But look at this.”

I showed the viewers the Excel file that gave me confidence.

Udon Coin, Topko, Chinese stocks, and various other items along with their returns and price fluctuations after sell-offs. The document that recorded all my past made me think of the term Akashic Records.

– So what do you want me to see?

– Didn’t you invest in all of those and ended up losing? hahahaha

– Amazing… How come there’s not a single plus?

– Even after the streamer sold, everything went up?

– If I hadn’t used that money, I’d say I could have bought a house in Seoul.

The viewers couldn’t contain their admiration for the records soaked in my bl**d and sweat. Some among them were writing down what I wanted to say.

“Yeah! That’s exactly it!”

– ??? What is it?

– Now, having reached the level of acceptance after enduring ridicule…

– Yeah. Even now, let’s acknowledge it and quit stocks quickly.

– You. Have no talent.

I showed the file to the viewers again who expressed doubts. When I sorted the returns in ascending order, the top figure appeared as -7%.

– Why are they all negative? (I really don’t get it)

– How can the highest return be -7%? hahahaha

– When I get married, I feel like I have to handle the finances. Oh gosh.

– You, broth guy, thought about getting married after seeing that? hahahaha

“So it’s true! I invested this much but never made a profit?!”

There’s a theory called mean reversion. While extreme outcomes can occur with a small number of trials, as the number increases, it should gradually return to the mean, but my records directly contradicted this.

“If you think of it as tossing a coin, only the tails came up. Continuously for over a hundred tries!”

A situation that doesn’t make sense statistically. There were only two ways to achieve this. Either the probability of a monkey typing Shakespeare’s plays happened to me, or

“From the start, the coin only had tails…”

Either win or lose. It was a 50-50 gamble in my thoughts, but if someone’s intervention turned it into 0 to 100, then all questions were resolved.

– Ooooooo

– “He has caught on.”

– What if we are the brains in a jar? What if someone is controlling us?

– I’m seriously getting chills…

The chat room began to stir with the final conclusion drawn. With a smile on my face from the pride of having revealed the truth about the world, a donation came in from a viewer.

– Longchung donated 10,000 won.

[So you’re saying someone is obstructing your investments?]

“Exactly! You understand perfectly!”

I nodded at the viewer who summarized the essence of what I wanted to say accurately. While acknowledging positive comments and registering for the Chicken event, a donation came again from the same person.

– Longchung donated 10,000 won.

[Do those forces manipulate not just Korea, but also China and even the American stock market?]

Unlike before, a strangely accusatory tone stirred up my inner rebellion. I erased the Chicken candidate list again and checked the chat room for public sentiment.

– Oh no; one of us must be part of the Illuminati manipulating the world;;;

– What the Illuminati does: Watches broadcasts all night, sexually harasses while eating…

– Wait? Isn’t that just all the things I do?

– Congratulations. You are the Illuminati.

– Wow! Mom! I escaped being unemployed!

The chat that had been buzzing with my words returned to its original atmosphere due to the consecutive donations.

My plan to instill anxiety in the viewers had, in fact, collapsed. Watching the viewers not move as I expected, I gritted my teeth as the final donation came from a viewer who had interrupted me.

– Longchung donated 10,000 won.

[Isn’t it more plausible to say you lost because of careless trading?]

The content of the donation suggested that my words were mere conspiracy theories and that all losses were entirely my fault. I looked at the chat room and saw viewers swayed by the cunning tongue of the donor, writing defamatory comments against me.

– Right. Thinking about it, this girl used to seem like she made money at first.

– For real hahahaha If she hadn’t suddenly accelerated on her own, all of that would be profit.

– d*mn, I was fooled by a plausible narrative.

– Instead of investment skills, her incitement skills have definitely improved. hahahaha

“No! This is real! The forces are targeting me!!!”

– Yeah, that’s true.

– I also have a listening device in my ear ㅠㅠ

– By any chance, did you get vaccinated? The moment you get vaccinated, Bill Gates controls you.

– To the Mijung Gallery;;

– Bill Gates!!! Please control me!!!

Despite my heartfelt protest, only mocking comments filled the chat room. In this situation where all my efforts had been in vain, I leaned back in my chair and stared at the chat room. As I maintained my silence, a donation from a viewer who had set the original mission came in.

– Expert donated 10,000 won.

[So what exactly do you want to say?]

It was as if they could see through my intention to stir something up. The real intention completely exposed, I finally opened up about my hidden feelings.

“Um… If you could raise the payment a bit…”

Having received 100,000 won, I was in a situation where I had to dance for ten minutes, but my body, unable to shake off yesterday’s fatigue, did not have the stamina to endure the ten minutes of hardship.

– Money-hungry b*tch…

– Can’t you be content with a payment of 10,000 won? Greedy b*tch… Greedy b*tch…

– Was all this just to get a bit more money? hahahaha

– Every day, showing the end of one’s personality…

The shocked responses from viewers who realized the truth appeared in the chat room. Ignoring them, I received the response I desired.

– Expert donated 10,000 won.

[Got it. I’ll pay you 20,000 won per minute.]

With only five minutes of dancing, I could receive the mission amount instead of ten minutes. It was practically the same as a doubling of my hourly rate, and I immediately stood up.

“Thank you! I will work hard.”

Expressing gratitude for the viewer’s grace, I prepared to dance. At that moment, a breathtaking number appeared on the monitor that flickered past.

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Zero Two Funding

Mission Amount: 3,000,000 won

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Unbelievable numbers were written there.