Streaming Life After Paying Off Debt - Chapter 1
Cover View
It has already been an hour since the broadcast started.
– Show your br*asts
– Zero Two! Zero Two! Zero Two!
– I want to see the girl’s pale breast grave.
– Why aren’t you turning on the cam today? Seems like you can survive, huh?
‘Once again, the water buffaloes are out in force…’
Looking at the viewers who type the same chat every day, I can’t help but laugh. Is the breast that good?
“Shut up all of you! Crazy water buffaloes… Please go find the breast you like in another room!”
– No way. Your br*asts are the prettiest.
– Look at that guy up there, being sweet.
– Please make that guy turn on the cam again.
“Anyone who says that’s sweet should d*e immediately.”
Ignoring the wild chat room, I continue the broadcast. Today’s broadcast is a coin trading show held every weekend. And the current balance status is:
Balance Status
– Total Assets 5,644,892
– Purchase Amount 3,000,000
– Profit +2,644,892
– Profit Rate +88.1%
It was a huge success.
– Miju Love has donated 10,000 won.
[I’ll set a mission for 1,000,000 won if we achieve a 100% profit rate.]
I check the mission that came with the chairman’s donation. It was a simple matter of needing just about another ten percent to succeed.
“Chairman, you must have a lot of money, huh? I’m going to flex with the dinner of a successful investor who has sweetly sucked a million won~”
– Let’s go with secure assets~
– I’ve never seen anyone actually take home the mission amount, hahaha.
– Oh, incoming people, quit messing around and just focus on the money.
– Remember the mid-balance honey.
“Mid-balance honey, what nonsense is this today? Can’t you see the hit rate? If you just follow me, money will replicate!”
Today, it truly felt like a miraculous day that only comes once every few years. Whatever asset I bought went up as soon as I bought it and went down as soon as I sold it. As a result, my account, which was three million won, was currently racing towards six million won.
– Shortchung has donated 10,000 won.
[Yeah, it’s not a one-day wonder losing money like this. I’m adding 100,000 won.]
– Miju Love has donated 10,000 won.
[Let’s add 500,000 won to the 1,000,000 won.]
– Wow, Chairman’s style is insane.
– It seems like a secure asset, look at the mission amount rising steadily, hahaha.
– But seriously, today Miju’s hit rate is just insane, right? Isn’t there just a 20% profit waiting to be made here?
– Look at the incoming idiots, just waiting to be grateful to the water buffaloes and preparing to watch the second part of the broadcast.
(This chat was blocked by the administrator.)
“Get out! You see how you’re hating on the water buffalo while being a water buffalo yourself? There’s science in watermelons!”
– Gasp…!
– Someone… died…!
– O great martyr… I won’t forget you…
“Let’s all keep the chat clean~ If you want to live.”
– Yes!
– ^^7
– Wow, yay!
– I agree.
After that, the mission amount continues to rise, and the final mission amount reaches 2.5 million won. The moment we achieve the mission, a considerable sum close to ten million won would be in my hands.
‘Ten million won is a thousand bowls of soup…!’
Imagining the taste of the spicy soup, I begin to focus on the chart.
Today’s trading method is the cheaper-buying expensive-selling strategy. As the name suggests, it’s about buying at a low price and then selling at a high price. Of course, “low price” is always relative, so I had my indicator to grasp this.
“Now!”
– The purchase order has been executed.-
As soon as I saw the trading volume fluctuating in an asset that had been dropping, I bought in. The simultaneous rise of trading volume and price was the indicator of a genuine bounce-back. As soon as the order was executed, the chart began to rise. Looking at the angle of the rise, it was definitely a place where at least fifty percent profit could be made.
+93%
“Yes, this is it, the heads of shortchungs are getting warm~”
– Is today really my day…?
– Well, how can you lose every day? There are bound to be winning days.
– But why is it going up specifically on the day I’m doing a mission?!
+96%
“I told you to just follow me today! Where did all the mid-balance honey people go?”
– Totally, haha.
– I knew it! You’re the hero of our village!
– Isn’t there a fool who didn’t ride the Miju coin?!
+99%
“Ugh! What a feeling. What use is it if I only profit! I’ll spin the roulette and distribute five chickens. Everyone keep chatting. I’ll be right back from the bathroom.”
– Hands hands hands hands
– Feet feet feet feet feet feet
– S S S S S S S S S S S S
– Oh, wait…?
As I stepped out of the stuffy room, the cool breeze enveloped my body.
“Others seem to live happily when they become women, but why can’t I even turn on the air conditioning…”
Grumbling as I exited the sauna-like room. Sweaty drips flowed from my br*asts, the main cause of my discomfort. Wiping between my br*asts, a towel soaked in sweat appeared in no time.
“If you hear this, you might say it’s whining, but… it’s genuinely uncomfortable.”
Of course, I don’t even think about reduction surgery. How could I get rid of this beauty? Not to mention I don’t have money for surgery in the first place.
“Still, I made money today, and there are a lot of mission fees on the table, so maybe I’ll just turn on the air conditioning for today…”
Today too, the debtor is tightening his belt to gather the money to repay. Of course, I know how to make money quickly but…
“Still, I have pride too… If I earn like this today, I cannot help but succeed, right?”
I hang the towel on the doorknob and solidify my resolve. Cooling down, when I return to the room, the chat room grabs my attention with its speed multiplied several times over.
– Miju coin is collapsing~ Miju coin is collapsing~ Miju coin is collapsing~
– There’s no fool who sold when they couldn’t trust mid-balance honey~
– Wow, it’s crazy how it just goes down, hahaha.
– What is this sound? Sounds like a Longchung banging their heads! Hahaha.
– Hands hands hands hands hands hands hands
– Let’s go to the second part~ Let’s go to the second part~ Let’s go to the second part~
“Why is the chat like this? Why is everyone so excited?”
Feeling an ominous energy in the chat, I pretend not to notice and ask why, but only mocking replies return.
– There’s really a faction in this chat room? How can it be like this every time? Hahaha.
– Mid-balance honey is science, truly.
– User O-O has donated 1,000 won.
[Look at your balance, you b*stard, hahaha.]
Eyes that seem to have hardened as if they have already predicted my future. I roll them in desperation.
Balance Status
– Total Assets 870,587
– Purchase Amount 3,000,000
– Profit -2,129,413
– Profit Rate -71%
The horrific state of my account appears.
-78%
“No, no… I haven’t been gone that long… This must be a mistake? It seems wrong?”
– Negativity on! Hahaha.
– Hahaha, who told you to pull leverage all the way without doing anything else?
– Even Son Goku only used the Kaio-ken up to 20 times, but you pushed it to 30 times?
– Not even setting a loss limit, hahaha.
– Ugh, how sweet~ Ugh, how sweet~ Ugh, how sweet~
-83%
“No, what did I do wrong to deserve this trial!! I want to live like everyone else, enjoying omakase and turning on the air conditioning!!!”
– Hahahahaha.
– Were you seriously not turning on the air conditioning in this weather? Hahaha.
– Let’s replace omakase with cup ramen, okay? ;;
-89%
“No, it’s still dropping? Should I sell even now…?”
– Yeah, you could flex dinner with that.
– So, it’s not that 89% is remaining, but rather that 89% has disappeared?
– If you calculate it based on the peak, it’s actually even less, hahaha.
-93%
“Still, if I achieved 100% earlier, isn’t that a success for the mission? It was said it was at achievement, not at termination, right?!”
– Right, right. If it was achieved, then it’s right.
– It slipped just before the 100%, haha.
– (A monkey slipping image)
“Don’t mess with me, I went out after seeing 99% before I left.”
– Miju Love has donated 10,000 won.
{+Video of slipping just before 99%}
[What a shame.]
– Wow, it was really just one step left, what a pity, right?
– Wow, Chairman really does have amazing skills finding secure assets.
– Let’s go to the second part, let’s go to the second part, let’s go to the second part.
-100%
– Liquidated.-
I come to my senses at the cold sound from the exchange. What appears before my eyes is:
Balance Status
– Total Assets 0
– Purchase Amount 3,000,000
– Profit -3,000,000
– Profit Rate -100%
My account was empty.
– What’s 3 multiplied by 0? What’s 3 multiplied by 0?
– Wow, that’s a clean wipe.
– Let’s go to the second part~ Let’s go to the second part~ Let’s go to the second part~
For a moment feeling dazed, the shock of losing ten million won bursts out in a laugh.
“Hah… Hah… ahahaha!!”
– Bro, this guy is laughing?
– Scary;;
– Uwu Uwu Uwu~
– Hands hands hands hands
Instead, my laughter brings a clear look of bewilderment from the viewers. Looking at that, I solidify my determination.
“Hah… Do you think I’ve been liquidated just for a day or two? No matter how hard the factions try, I won’t lose. Don’t underestimate the future super-rich Miju.”
– Wow, a specialist in liquidation.
– If you combine all the liquidated amounts, you could probably buy a house, hahaha.
– Oops, Miju is donating to the poor exchange now.
– User O-O has donated 1,000 won.
[So what now? I have no money.]
– Hah… Incoming idiots, the main show just started, what now? You realize it’s a mess.
– What am I doing? Ugh.
– The chat is so lewd~
“What do you mean, what am I doing? I need to earn seed money.”
I start drinking the soju that had been sitting in a corner of the desk straight from the bottle. The warm soju, heated by the room’s temperature, makes my head feel hot.
– Shortchung has donated 100,000 won.
[Right, so should I turn on the breast cam first?]
“Thank you for your donation! I’ll get ready right away~ Do you have any specific outfit requests?”
This is how I survive in this harsh coin world.
– Wow, second part on!
– This is it, this is it, this is it.
– So this is the main show, right?
– Let’s go to female streamer broadcast~
“This is not a female streamer broadcast.”
– No~ Just dancing and showing br*asts for money doesn’t make it a female streamer broadcast~
– No, this is a proper gambling broadcast.
The chat keeps teasing me hard, but it leaves no scars on me. This is just a humiliation I endure for my future self as a super-rich person.
– So when do we get the chicken?
“Get out! d*mn b*stard!!”
Miju Account Balance: -38 million won